Seriously, with everything that's going on in the country, I must say I am thoroughly surprised folks aren't more concerned about the very real fact that the next clear and present danger is China...and our ongoing cultural revolution brought to you by our dearest of millennials that is usurping family, property, and tradition.

Why aren't folks consternated with threats from within, becoming a Chinese colony after a small-scale conventional naval war in the future or perhaps a thrust from the South north into NM, or more broadly having to become violent in order to stay peaceful (i.e., read that as fighting off the roaming antifa-ist BLM/BP/BKKK rioting bands that will be making the rounds near your neighborhood soon)?

Zombies and UFOs aren't real, never will be, and any serious attempt dedicated at preparation for them is foolish beyond belief. More foolish than that however, is to imposter them as legitimate threats for necessitating strong protections of the 2A. If anybody thinks that's a valid legal submission, they'd be better off making an argument for why explosives shouldn't be regulated. Of course, many elements of so-called 'zombie apocalypse' are inherent to prudent prepping for other equally proportionate cataclysmic events (i.e., nuclear fallout, war, evacuation), but zombies in particular?? Seriously???

"Well, the premise is quite simple, take something designed by nature and reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it... if you can imagine your body as a highway, and you picture the virus as a very fast car, being driven by a very bad man. Imagine the damage that car can cause. Then if you replace that man with a cop... the picture changes. And that's essentially what we've done."

WOW. That was a awesome response. It will be interesting to see how many people get the movie refrence.

I think it's time to go back on your meds

Great title

did you forget to take your meds again. go buy some more spiritual crystals and don't leave your moms basement.

The 20ers/21ers just really try to hard.  This sub forum is for "fun" and has a preparedness bent.  Now back to screaming SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!! at the tv because people keep shooting zombies center mass and they don't go down.

Just about any scenario you can dream up can fit into the zombie universe.  Now go hump somebody else's leg.  

Zombies are cool and much more likeable than commies.

there's a reason zombies rhymes with commies. they're a representation of the same thing

This right here.

If you're ready for the zombie apocalypse you're ready for almost anything.

The CDC has a zombie comic book on their site, I have a couple of the posters they gave out.

Consider it a joke at your own risk.

They were giving out posters?!?!?

Why didn't anybody tell me?  

Here's an idea, don't click on this anymore

It's a joke until it ain't.

Try substituting the word Zombie,,with liberal commie,Karens or Kens,  blm, antifa,  or any other gun or  freedom hating group and soon you will see the answer. Grasshopper.

This, a thousand times this!

OP, not sure where you live, but we didn't have issues with BLM/Antifa cucks in our neighborhoods. Where I live, they know they are a marginal group and mostly know to keep their soyholes shut. If they ever do get out of hand here, it's nothing a mag dump can't take care of.
Good luck,
Gator

I own a 10 foot gigging pole solely for clearing my defensive perimeter without having to get within arms length of a Z. But you do you Op.

This forum was created in order to clear out what was an over-abundance of zombie threads from GD at the height of the zombie craze.
If you don't like the topic, stick to other forums.

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