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Today 12:36:36 AM EDT
Seven years bad luck, I don't believe in that but my wife seems to.
Today 12:40:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Dude... You need to have a serious talk with your wife

Is she also into crystals and horoscopes?
Eight stars of gold, on a field of blue. A white bar of separation... The North Star stands alone!
Today 1:00:00 AM EDT
[#2]
Don't dwell on it, the more you do the more that it'll come true.

Who am I kidding, you're a goner!

Dibs!
Just no
Today 1:56:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: StaccatoC2][Edited] [#3]
Tell her ya gonna test it out by heading to the closest skank bar and see if you can get lucky to prove her wrong.
"I am gonna laugh my ass off looking out the air vent of the box car watching some of you shot in the head in a ditch when you finally realize it's time to resist." stolen from RR_broccoli
Today 1:57:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Scratch45][Edited] [#4]
You can remedy this with a oujia board
Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
I love this forum!
Today 2:28:07 AM EDT
[#5]
You clearly need to realign your chakra. Have your wife play an orgone singing bowl while you stand on one foot chanting a custom mantra from a Tibetan monk. (Do not use the mantras from Dollar Tree. They do not work!)
Crazy neighbors - Filling the gap until the zombies arrive.
Today 2:38:38 AM EDT
[#6]
Just be glad your image didn’t turn into a bunch of little you’s, then tie you down, then jump in your mouth to create another evil you.
Today 7:33:57 AM EDT
[#7]
I break em daily , tis all good.

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