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Posted: 5/20/2020 2:14:43 PM EDT

Let's make some paperclips.

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

I keep re-investing in my company, so my revenues are still in 4 digits...lol.

Posted: 5/20/2020 2:18:32 PM EDT

[#1]

I would rather rub my genitals on the elephants foot without wearing any PPE.

Posted: 5/20/2020 2:21:15 PM EDT

[#2]

You Florida people have strange hobbies.

Posted: 5/20/2020 2:24:12 PM EDT

[#3]

Cookie Clicker, Adventure Capitalist and Clicker Heroes ruined me for a while

Posted: 5/20/2020 2:26:15 PM EDT

[#4]

I've spent too much time in cookie clicker and meth clicker. Hell no, I'm not starting this.

Posted: 5/20/2020 2:28:26 PM EDT

[#5]

I just went to Cookie Clicker.

Yeah, looks like I'm not getting anything done today.

Wife'll be happy.

Posted: 5/20/2020 2:30:34 PM EDT

[#6]

I was expecting this.

Thorium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oK6Rs6yFsM

Posted: 5/20/2020 2:35:10 PM EDT

[#7]

1,000 clips created in 3 minutes 56 seconds

Posted: 5/20/2020 4:47:49 PM EDT

[#8]

....2 hrs in, i dont really know what im doing.....but i think i made a $1mil selling paper clips?

Posted: 5/20/2020 4:53:20 PM EDT

[#9]

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Posted: 5/20/2020 4:56:45 PM EDT

[#10]

300 million paperclips later...

Posted: 5/20/2020 4:58:34 PM EDT

[#11]

Damn it.

Posted: 5/20/2020 5:06:08 PM EDT

[#12]

I ain’t paying for that

Posted: 5/20/2020 6:01:38 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm in. The balance between wire, auto clippers and marketing is real!

Posted: 5/20/2020 6:50:31 PM EDT

[#14]

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Originally Posted By Mike_Golf:
300 million paperclips later...

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Over 3 trillion so far for me

ETA: Still no idea what I'm doing

Posted: 5/20/2020 6:51:32 PM EDT

[#15]

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Originally Posted By MadMonkey:

Over 3 trillion so far for me

ETA: Still no idea what I'm doing

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Uhhh...

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Posted: 5/20/2020 7:00:59 PM EDT

[#16]

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Originally Posted By YaBoyKGTho:

Uhhh...

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/495981/clips_JPG-1425502.JPG

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Paperclip Machine go BRRR!

Posted: 5/20/2020 7:04:19 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By YaBoyKGTho:

Uhhh...

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/495981/clips_JPG-1425502.JPG

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Originally Posted By YaBoyKGTho:

Originally Posted By MadMonkey:

Over 3 trillion so far for me

ETA: Still no idea what I'm doing

Uhhh...

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/495981/clips_JPG-1425502.JPG

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Posted: 5/20/2020 7:16:30 PM EDT

[#18]

10 or so hours later and you should have the entirety of the universe explored...

Posted: 5/20/2020 7:30:16 PM EDT

[#19]

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Originally Posted By blackx-runner:
10 or so hours later and you should have the entirety of the universe explored...

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Yeah i made 600,000,000 paper clips and now im waiting for stage 2 after launching the last drone. Probably 2 and a half hours worth.

Posted: 5/20/2020 9:10:07 PM EDT

[#20]

Yep, six hours.

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Posted: 5/20/2020 9:33:42 PM EDT

[#21]

Paperclips: 30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Posted: 5/20/2020 9:37:13 PM EDT

[#22]

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Originally Posted By DerpSouth:

Paperclip Machine go BRRR!

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Uh my logitec programable keyboard will make short work of it.

Posted: 5/20/2020 10:12:27 PM EDT

[#23]

Noooo
I've spent too much time in cookie clicker

Posted: 5/20/2020 10:31:06 PM EDT

[#24]

i dunno man.....thought this shit was just an app about running a paper clip business.....now 10 hrs later im building super computers and exploring fucking space to build paperclips for my robot overlords......

Posted: 5/20/2020 10:57:19 PM EDT

[#25]

Thought you were kidding.. fml

Posted: 5/20/2020 11:22:47 PM EDT

[#26]

I hate you OP.

Posted: 5/20/2020 11:37:53 PM EDT

[#27]

WHY IS THIS SO MUCH FUN!!??!?!?!??!

Posted: 5/20/2020 11:50:17 PM EDT

[#28]

I neeeeeeed my marketing to kick in!!!!

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:06:44 AM EDT

[#29]

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Originally Posted By kcolg30:
I would rather rub my genitals on the elephants foot without wearing any PPE.

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I would rather rub my genitals on your genitals with an elephant's foot up my ass.

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:09:49 AM EDT

[#30]

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Originally Posted By squashpup:
You Florida people have strange hobbies.

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Yep, the only thing worse than not showing your state. Is being so ashamed of it that you have to list another one.

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:15:57 AM EDT

[#31]

"Let there be paperclips!"

AND THERE WERE PAPERCLIPS.

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:16:34 AM EDT

[#32]

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I would rather rub my genitals on the elephants foot without wearing any PPE.

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DIE DRIFTER

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:17:26 AM EDT

[#33]

This is in Universe 2. You all are from Universe 1. Your memories were erased and now your paper clips are 10% of valuable. Welcome.

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:21:34 AM EDT

[#34]

Yeah, that was a time waster.

Great for night shifts on turnaround.

Posted: 5/21/2020 1:43:32 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Let's make some paperclips.

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

I keep re-investing in my company, so my revenues are still in 4 digits...lol.

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@squashpup

I hate you...

What does the quantum computing do for me?

Posted: 5/21/2020 2:09:39 AM EDT

[#36]

This is where I got bored

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Posted: 5/21/2020 3:29:00 AM EDT

[#37]

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Originally Posted By Hesperus:
I was expecting this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oK6Rs6yFsM

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@Hesperus

Never seen that. Thanks :)

Posted: 5/21/2020 9:12:32 AM EDT

[#38]

I left it running all night. Material prices got REALLY out of hand! LOL

But look at that investment amount! Fuck paperclips, I'm rich! A billionaire!

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Posted: 5/21/2020 9:28:48 AM EDT

[#39]

ran mine overnight......i have made all the paperclip using all the material in the known universe.....

Posted: 5/21/2020 9:30:35 AM EDT

[#40]

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Originally Posted By HBIII:

@squashpup

I hate you...

What does the quantum computing do for me?

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Originally Posted By HBIII:

Originally Posted By squashpup:
Let's make some paperclips.

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

I keep re-investing in my company, so my revenues are still in 4 digits...lol.

@squashpup

I hate you...

What does the quantum computing do for me?

It can give you bursts of “operations” that can take you beyond your normal limit, and reach for Projects whose requirements are *just* out of reach.

Posted: 5/21/2020 10:05:58 AM EDT

[#41]

eh, I broke it.
I went to the autonomous drone stuff too fast, and can't make paperclips anymore.
so I only had like 100 mil extra and I can build power plants and batteries, or a clip factory that doesn't make clips. lol.
I ain't cranking 100 mil by hand. so I guess it is over for me.

Posted: 5/21/2020 11:57:10 AM EDT

[#42]

The price of wire is OUTRAGEOUS these days.

Posted: 5/21/2020 11:58:42 AM EDT

[#43]

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Originally Posted By gearsmithy:

I would rather rub my genitals on your genitals with an elephant's foot up my ass.

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Originally Posted By gearsmithy:

Originally Posted By kcolg30:
I would rather rub my genitals on the elephants foot without wearing any PPE.

I would rather rub my genitals on your genitals with an elephant's foot up my ass.

calm yourself, MediumPony

Posted: 5/21/2020 11:59:22 AM EDT

[#44]

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Originally Posted By squashpup:
The price of wire is OUTRAGEOUS these days.

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THE WIRE IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:00:09 PM EDT

[#45]

I am at 64K max operations with a max out quantum computing and cannot get it to 70K for Autonomous drones.

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:04:36 PM EDT

[#46]

God I hate you

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:05:59 PM EDT

[#47]

FU OP FU

Posted: 5/21/2020 12:18:41 PM EDT

[#48]

Press F12, enter this line in the console:

setInterval(()=>{for(i = 0; i < 100;i++)if(!document.getElementById('btnMakePaperclip').disabled)clipClick(1);if(!document.getElementById('btnBuyWire').disabled)document.getElementById('btnBuyWire').click();}, 100)