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4/11/2026 9:21:13 PM EDT
It's called "The Truth."
87% of the time, any question starting with "Why..." is answered with "Money."

I am so tempted to lay down the melancholy burden of sanity...

"...and if you can't wait for dawn you can always light a fire."
4/11/2026 9:44:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Sir, this is a Wendy's and you are in the do it yourself aisle.
4/11/2026 10:29:25 PM EDT
[#2]
When have you done this before?

Never.
87% of the time, any question starting with "Why..." is answered with "Money."

I am so tempted to lay down the melancholy burden of sanity...

"...and if you can't wait for dawn you can always light a fire."
4/11/2026 10:48:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Can you speak English?
NRA Benefactor Life
4/11/2026 10:49:38 PM EDT
[#4]
What's the word for "chicken?"

"kuritsa"
87% of the time, any question starting with "Why..." is answered with "Money."

I am so tempted to lay down the melancholy burden of sanity...

"...and if you can't wait for dawn you can always light a fire."
4/11/2026 11:22:55 PM EDT
[#5]
"Goodbye, Dr. Floyd. We can have no further contact. Remember: you have two days."
87% of the time, any question starting with "Why..." is answered with "Money."

I am so tempted to lay down the melancholy burden of sanity...

"...and if you can't wait for dawn you can always light a fire."

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