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Yesterday 9:01:11 AM EDT
World’s first human vs. robot fight

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Yesterday 9:02:34 AM EDT
[#1]
rockem sockem
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison....
Yesterday 9:04:51 AM EDT
[#2]
How else are we supposed to prepare for the inevitable war against clankers
Yesterday 9:05:44 AM EDT
[#3]
A boxing match against a robot is retarded.  The only way you're going to cripple that thing is breaking pieces off of it with torque (arm bars, leg locks, shoulder locks, etc.).  In a boxing match you're just a meat punching bag.
Yesterday 9:09:27 AM EDT
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Yesterday 9:11:22 AM EDT
[#5]
I bought a small ton of Brenneke Magnum Crush 12 gauge for a reason
Proud and grateful Tennessee Squire

flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof."
Yesterday 9:14:00 AM EDT
[#6]
We should stop but we will, in fact, not stop. The clanker madness will accelerate and we will see the Butlerian jihad in our lifetime.
I know I'll never go home.
So set fire to your ships, and past regrets, and be free.
Yesterday 9:21:10 AM EDT
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Yesterday 9:23:47 AM EDT
[#8]
We've been fighting machines forever. Ask the old farmers who have a healthy respect for spinning PTO shafts.

Machinery usually wins
Yesterday 10:01:17 AM EDT
[#9]
I wonder how it would handle a leg sweep.

Yesterday 10:10:28 AM EDT
[#10]
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Originally Posted By Slingblade2006:
rockem sockem
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You knocked my block off!!!
Yesterday 10:24:09 AM EDT
[#11]
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Originally Posted By LiquidFarts:
I wonder how it would handle a leg sweep.

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I wonder how it would handle a side kick right to the knee.
Most anything can be fixed with sticks and rocks and string.
Yesterday 2:36:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By LiquidFarts:
I wonder how it would handle a leg sweep.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/O4uE5Tn-M6k


https://youtube.com/shorts/mP3Exb1YC8o

Who knows what is AI, or what is real. But I know if I were 18, and thought myself invincible, I still wouldn't fight these things
Always blame autocorrect.
Yesterday 2:40:16 PM EDT
[#13]
I wonder how the guy pushing the buttons would react to a baseball bat to the back of the head. Sure the robot might stay standing on its own and even recover being off balance. But someone had to tell it when to punch or kick.
"I am gonna laugh my ass off looking out the air vent of the box car watching some of you shot in the head in a ditch when you finally realize it's time to resist." stolen from RR_broccoli
Yesterday 2:41:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Fat untrained dude who never learned how to block, dodge, or redirect a kick.  Maybe it's just the editing, but the robot seemed to pick up on "hey this dude just eats these kicks every single time and does exactly nothing about them", so it just kept handing them out.
Yesterday 2:42:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: California_Kid][Edited] [#15]
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Yep, the Zone covered that one 60+ years ago, with Lee Marvin.  Supposedly set in the distant future year of 1974.

Lee Marvin and his boxing robot in the future(1974)in the Twilight Zone

Everywhere we go, we are surrounded by people who stumble through life dependent upon the vigilance and/or kindness of others. - Zardoz
Yesterday 2:44:43 PM EDT
[#17]
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Originally Posted By GlutealCleft:
Maybe it's just the editing, but the robot seemed to pick up on "hey this dude just eats these kicks every single time and does exactly nothing about them", so it just kept handing them out.
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That robot is not doing anything by itself.  There's a guy offscreen with an R/C controller who's telling it what to do.
Yesterday 2:48:41 PM EDT
[#18]
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Originally Posted By GlutealCleft:
Fat untrained dude who never learned how to block, dodge, or redirect a kick.  Maybe it's just the editing, but the robot seemed to pick up on "hey this dude just eats these kicks every single time and does exactly nothing about them", so it just kept handing them out.
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You’re obviously not familiar with Frankie.  Guarantee he purposely lost because it would be funnier.
Yesterday 2:49:46 PM EDT
[#19]
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Originally Posted By CleverNickname:

That robot is not doing anything by itself.  There's a guy offscreen with an R/C controller who's telling it what to do.
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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots Commercial 1960's

Everywhere we go, we are surrounded by people who stumble through life dependent upon the vigilance and/or kindness of others. - Zardoz
Yesterday 2:51:57 PM EDT
[#20]
Thiccboi would not be my first choice of human combatant.
Let's Go Red Wings!

Beautifying the world one logo at a time since 1993.

Soli Deo Gloria
Yesterday 2:53:39 PM EDT
[#21]
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Originally Posted By RHR_12:


You’re obviously not familiar with Frankie.  Guarantee he purposely lost because it would be funnier.
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Originally Posted By RHR_12:
Originally Posted By GlutealCleft:
Fat untrained dude who never learned how to block, dodge, or redirect a kick.  Maybe it's just the editing, but the robot seemed to pick up on "hey this dude just eats these kicks every single time and does exactly nothing about them", so it just kept handing them out.


You’re obviously not familiar with Frankie.  Guarantee he purposely lost because it would be funnier.


You are correct, I have zero knowledge who the dude is that kept willingly taking those kicks.
Yesterday 2:55:44 PM EDT
[#22]
We need to cross a welder with a stun gun

Add a shovel handle

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Who volunteers to test it?
Yesterday 3:03:44 PM EDT
[#23]
I wonder if it can get up off it's back - jab, cross, double leg.  I would then say ground and pound, but it's not like you're going to actually hurt it.
Find around and fuck out.
Yesterday 3:05:25 PM EDT
[#24]
Uhh, what would be the point of punching a robot?
Yesterday 3:08:58 PM EDT
[#25]
Attached File
Fighting for underscores everywhere.
Yesterday 3:09:30 PM EDT
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Yesterday 3:36:19 PM EDT
[#27]
I think fake/staged.

Squirt a little baby oil on the floor and watch it fall.
Yesterday 3:37:39 PM EDT
[#28]
I wish we would.
"Oh no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!"
"If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”
Yesterday 3:44:53 PM EDT
[#29]
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Originally Posted By _Matt_:
How else are we supposed to prepare for the inevitable war against clankers
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How else are we supposed to prepare the robots to kick our asses?
It's not the adrenaline you get hooked on....it's the calm in the chaos.
Yesterday 4:30:10 PM EDT
[#30]
I would of choked it out
Yesterday 4:35:31 PM EDT
[#31]
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Originally Posted By GlutealCleft:
Fat untrained dude who never learned how to block, dodge, or redirect a kick.  Maybe it's just the editing, but the robot seemed to pick up on "hey this dude just eats these kicks every single time and does exactly nothing about them", so it just kept handing them out.
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It's a video from a dude who makes funny videos about his huge fake ass not a dystopian pit fight
Yesterday 7:44:41 PM EDT
[#32]
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Originally Posted By Kuraki:


It's a video from a dude who makes funny videos about his huge fake ass not a dystopian pit fight
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Originally Posted By Kuraki:
Originally Posted By GlutealCleft:
Fat untrained dude who never learned how to block, dodge, or redirect a kick.  Maybe it's just the editing, but the robot seemed to pick up on "hey this dude just eats these kicks every single time and does exactly nothing about them", so it just kept handing them out.


It's a video from a dude who makes funny videos about his huge fake ass not a dystopian pit fight


And there I was all hyped up for a dystopian pit fight.  
Yesterday 7:54:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Let it loose in North St.Louis. See how quick it just disappears. Wonder how much copper is in it.
Yesterday 8:59:38 PM EDT
[#34]
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Originally Posted By Ligore:
Let it loose in North St.Louis. See how quick it just disappears. Wonder how much copper is in it.
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Or Philly.

Philly gonna pay for Hitchbot.

we may all pay for it.
Let's Go Red Wings!

Beautifying the world one logo at a time since 1993.

Soli Deo Gloria
Today 8:57:53 PM EDT
[#35]
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Originally Posted By GlutealCleft:


And there I was all hyped up for a dystopian pit fight.  
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Today 8:59:20 PM EDT
[#36]
Fucking wire backs taking jobs away from the boxers.
Today 9:37:52 PM EDT
[#37]
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Originally Posted By TNC:
We should stop but we will, in fact, not stop. The clanker madness will accelerate and we will see the Butlerian jihad in our lifetime.
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Humans have not once stopped implementing a powerful weaponizable technology at any point throughout history.

We only stopped making nuke plants for civilian uses, nuclear weapons are still abundant.

Bioweapons are continuing to be researched all around the world, even though we just had a global pandemic set off by one.

AI and robots will not stop. If you stop developing them, you will be controlled by those who didn't.

Imagine if in 1946 we stopped developing nukes. Soviets would have developed them anyway, and probably would have used them.

The same it will be with this.

Man made horrors beyond your comprehension are coming.

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