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 Expert Bigfoot hunter investigates reports of recent sightings in Ohio Mar 27, 2026 COLUMBUS, Ohio (WSYX) — After multiple reports of Bigfoot sightings in Ohio, it might not be surprising to learn that Ohio ranks fourth nationwide for sightings. Snake the Bigfoot Hunter is an Adirondack Mountains-based Bigfoot expert who's excited to shed some light on this discovery. Bigfoot DNA: The Neanderthal Connection Laboratory analysis at Cornell University has authenticated the specimen through DNA sequencing. Results identify the body as Neanderthal, establishing a direct genetic link between prehistoric hominids and modern Bigfoot sightings. The DNA was peer reviewed by a Japanese Scientific team behind the Japanese Documentary which verified the body. Additional Authentication & Verification NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBESMEN of the SIX NATION INDIAN TRIBES of NY: Mohawk, Oneida, Cayhuga Mohawk, Oneida, Onondaga, Cayuga, Seneca, and Tuscarora MAINSTREAM NEWS: Investigative reports and media documentation from ABC, CBS, YAHOO, UK SUN, JAPANESE DOCUMENTARY BIGFOOT EXPERTS: Scientific validation from veteran Sasquatch researchers. CLAIRVOYANTS: Intuitive corroboration of the specimen's origin. |
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| The ODNR told us for decades that there was no such things as black bears or bobcats even though there was plenty of video evidence that these animals were real and not a mythical tale. Well it turns out recently that the ODNR admits that black bears and bobcats do exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if this holds true for some sort of great ape species currently unknown to science. |
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Attached File The "dead bigfoot" he had at the NY State Fair. |
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Originally Posted By ACDer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/69887/1000014288_jpg-3737072.JPG The "dead bigfoot" he had at the NY State Fair. Guy looks like the Tiger King of Bigfoot hunters. |
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Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: The ODNR told us for decades that there was no such things as black bears or bobcats even though there was plenty of video evidence that these animals were real and not a mythical tale. Well it turns out recently that the ODNR admits that black bears and bobcats do exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if this holds true for some sort of great ape species currently unknown to science. Bears and especially bobcats are relatively small to medium sized for large bears. Bobcats can easily survive in mixed suburban areas with greenbelts and riparian areas. Ohio doesn't even have any real large tracts of wilderness. These supposed bigfeets wouldn't be able to survive in mixed suburban greenbelt interface. Therefore one can reason it's BULLSHIT. It would be more believable someplace like Idaho that has 2 very large wilderness areas. But we all know it's a grift and a fucking joke. |
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Snip Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: The ODNR told us for decades that there was no such things as black bears or bobcats even though there was plenty of video evidence that these animals were real and not a mythical tale. Well it turns out recently that the ODNR admits that black bears and bobcats do exist. I've seen both up close and personal in Ohio with my own two eyes. Also, ODNR is full of dipshit assholes and fuck them. |
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Originally Posted By CaliContractor: Bears and especially bobcats are relatively small to medium sized for large bears. Bobcats can easily survive in mixed suburban areas with greenbelts and riparian areas. Ohio doesn't even have any real large tracts of wilderness. These supposed bigfeets wouldn't be able to survive in mixed suburban greenbelt interface. Therefore one can reason it's BULLSHIT. It would be more believable someplace like Idaho that has 2 very large wilderness areas. But we all know it's a grift and a fucking joke. Originally Posted By CaliContractor: Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: The ODNR told us for decades that there was no such things as black bears or bobcats even though there was plenty of video evidence that these animals were real and not a mythical tale. Well it turns out recently that the ODNR admits that black bears and bobcats do exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if this holds true for some sort of great ape species currently unknown to science. Bears and especially bobcats are relatively small to medium sized for large bears. Bobcats can easily survive in mixed suburban areas with greenbelts and riparian areas. Ohio doesn't even have any real large tracts of wilderness. These supposed bigfeets wouldn't be able to survive in mixed suburban greenbelt interface. Therefore one can reason it's BULLSHIT. It would be more believable someplace like Idaho that has 2 very large wilderness areas. But we all know it's a grift and a fucking joke. Ohio has Wayne National forest. It has plenty of thick vegetation and old growth mature trees. |
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Originally Posted By Need4Guns: Well we haven't had a big feet thread in like 72hrs so I guess we're due. I have evidence but can't show you. You probably wouldn't believe it anyway. I know where they are but can't tell you, unless you pay to go on an excursion with me. Be sure to buy this book, click on this YT video, or pay to attend this seminar. Am I missing anything? |
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Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: Ohio has Wayne National forest. It has plenty of thick vegetation and old growth mature trees. It's also not a very large tract of land. Remember these bigfeets are supposed to be 7-8 foot ape like hominid. A small 250k acres with mixed use ohv, hiking and horse trials wouldn't support these things undetected. A large bobcat is 15 pounds, how much does a 8 foot tall ape weigh? One is easier to hide than the other |
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Originally Posted By CaliContractor: It's also not a very large tract of land. Remember these bigfeets are supposed to be 7-8 foot ape like hominid. A small 250k acres with mixed use ohv, hiking and horse trials wouldn't support these things undetected. A large bobcat is 15 pounds, how much does a 8 foot tall ape weigh? One is easier to hide than the other Originally Posted By CaliContractor: Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: Ohio has Wayne National forest. It has plenty of thick vegetation and old growth mature trees. It's also not a very large tract of land. Remember these bigfeets are supposed to be 7-8 foot ape like hominid. A small 250k acres with mixed use ohv, hiking and horse trials wouldn't support these things undetected. A large bobcat is 15 pounds, how much does a 8 foot tall ape weigh? One is easier to hide than the other There aren’t many of them, maybe 6 to 8 apes, also they most likely aren’t 7-8 feet tall. The human mind is known to make a terrible witness. We know this from courtroom trials. |
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Originally Posted By Beretta_Jerry: I have evidence but can't show you. You probably wouldn't believe it anyway. I know where they are but can't tell you, unless you pay to go on an excursion with me. Be sure to buy this book, click on this YT video, or pay to attend this seminar. Am I missing anything? Originally Posted By Beretta_Jerry: Originally Posted By Need4Guns: Well we haven't had a big feet thread in like 72hrs so I guess we're due. I have evidence but can't show you. You probably wouldn't believe it anyway. I know where they are but can't tell you, unless you pay to go on an excursion with me. Be sure to buy this book, click on this YT video, or pay to attend this seminar. Am I missing anything? edit - shortly we'll hear that bigfoot is real but also has supernatural features which conveniently make any rational scientific discussion impossible |
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So, now you're saying Bigfoot isn't big, so now he's Littlefoot ? lol incredible. And 6 to 8 of them? That means they've been fucking in the family for hundreds of years. A mammalian species can't exist with only 6 or 8 members. There's not enough genetic differences. But, let's get stupid, suspend science, evidence etc, and say it does exist. It's more likely to be a sister screwing family of West Virginians in between their annual baths and shaves. |
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Originally Posted By Redman556: So, now you're saying Bigfoot isn't big, so now he's Littlefoot ? lol incredible. And 6 to 8 of them? That means they've been fucking in the family for hundreds of years. A mammalian species can't exist with only 6 or 8 members. There's not enough genetic differences. But, let's get stupid, suspend science, evidence etc, and say it does exist. It's more likely to be a sister screwing family of West Virginians in between their annual baths and shaves. Littlefoot is a dinosaur |
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Originally Posted By Beretta_Jerry: I have evidence but can't show you. You probably wouldn't believe it anyway. I know where they are but can't tell you, unless you pay to go on an excursion with me. Be sure to buy this book, click on this YT video, or pay to attend this seminar. Am I missing anything? |
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Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: Ohio has Wayne National forest. It has plenty of thick vegetation and old growth mature trees. Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: Originally Posted By CaliContractor: Originally Posted By IceboxOShea: The ODNR told us for decades that there was no such things as black bears or bobcats even though there was plenty of video evidence that these animals were real and not a mythical tale. Well it turns out recently that the ODNR admits that black bears and bobcats do exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if this holds true for some sort of great ape species currently unknown to science. Bears and especially bobcats are relatively small to medium sized for large bears. Bobcats can easily survive in mixed suburban areas with greenbelts and riparian areas. Ohio doesn't even have any real large tracts of wilderness. These supposed bigfeets wouldn't be able to survive in mixed suburban greenbelt interface. Therefore one can reason it's BULLSHIT. It would be more believable someplace like Idaho that has 2 very large wilderness areas. But we all know it's a grift and a fucking joke. Ohio has Wayne National forest. It has plenty of thick vegetation and old growth mature trees. The hotspot is supposedly between Coshocton and Conesville, in the vicinity of SR83 and SR93. I'm thinking it's good old boys up to shenanigans and dressing up to confuse looky-loos. |
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Originally Posted By Windustsearch: If you find one the government will kill you. Originally Posted By Windustsearch: Originally Posted By Beretta_Jerry: I have evidence but can't show you. You probably wouldn't believe it anyway. I know where they are but can't tell you, unless you pay to go on an excursion with me. Be sure to buy this book, click on this YT video, or pay to attend this seminar. Am I missing anything? |
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The correlation between big feet sightings and states that have legalized weed is strong. Now do dogman sightings and the correlation expands. I have hunted, hiked, camped and trained hunting dogs in Ohio for my whole life. There is not an area remote enough in the whole state for a bigfeet to hide undetected. |
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https://time.com/2949457/bigfoot-dna-bear-animal/ DNA analysis revealed bovine DNA in this Time article. So, bigfoot is a bipedal cow. Just as believable as Sasquatch. |
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Exactly. I ran across a bigfoot siightings map awhile back. Noticed all kinds of sightings around the western end of Greenbrier County, WV. My folks live up there. Cousins, uncles, in-laws, too. We got to talking about it and not a single one of them know anyone who ever mentioned a bigfoot sighting by one of their friends/relatives. I can tell you, some of my in-laws would have trophies hanging on a wall in the wood shed or the garage if they'd seen one in, or out of deer season. Still some rough people up there. They don't care if deer season is in or not and take the rifles to the woods when they want to. |
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Originally Posted By 32ACP: https://time.com/2949457/bigfoot-dna-bear-animal/ DNA analysis revealed bovine DNA in this Time article. So, bigfoot is a bipedal cow. Just as believable as Sasquatch. The "Yeti scalp" (if you remember that years ago) from the Himalayas was yak hair. |
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Two brothers I worked with admitted that they placed bigfoot footprints outside a small town. Their harmless prank ended up being big news and with people from around the world searching for bigfoot there. He said they were scared for years they’d be found out and prosecuted for it, whatever that would be. I guess their little secret still hasn’t been exposed I see nothing! |
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Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms: Yeah, well, most astronauts come from Ohio. What do you make of that?? Just tell me there isn't a connection there! Ohioans tend to be smarter and more physically fit than the average American slob. |
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Originally Posted By Beretta_Jerry: The "Yeti scalp" (if you remember that years ago) from the Himalayas was yak hair. Hair Club for Yetis. |
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Originally Posted By Cheeon:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lawNP7Qp_CMMar 27, 2026 COLUMBUS, Ohio (WSYX) — After multiple reports of Bigfoot sightings in Ohio, it might not be surprising to learn that Ohio ranks fourth nationwide for sightings. Snake the Bigfoot Hunter is an Adirondack Mountains-based Bigfoot expert who's excited to shed some light on this discovery. He was a better wrestler imo 
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