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12/1/2025 11:32:37 PM EDT
There’s more kitchen aid mixers than 2005 had any of the following:

(1) RRA rifles;  (2) 1 MOA Denny’s Guns’ stainless steel uppers; (3) capital letters in MSTN’s posts.


Old farts, please help me.  Help my hot ass wife, who, like a bunch of your hot ass wives, has been making sourdough for the last year.

I want to buy her a mixer that is practical but enough for the task.

Is Kitchenaid Classic enough?


Deluxe?


Artisan?


Do I need a commercial mixer for sourdough?

Help me GD
12/1/2025 11:57:46 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't know shit about mixers but pics of the hot ass wife are expected.
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12/2/2025 12:11:58 AM EDT
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op had one job.
Your post lends to the GD side of humor but -

Using a mixer is just the vehicle to save time, any quality mixer with a bread paddle will work.
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12/2/2025 12:13:33 AM EDT
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12/2/2025 12:14:40 AM EDT
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A standard 5 qt. Kitchen aid will preform adequately for two loaves, any more and it will struggle.

I have a kitchenaid, if I were to start over again, I'd give Bosch a serious look.
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12/2/2025 12:15:03 AM EDT
[#5]
Originally Posted By Gthirteen:
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Do I need a commercial mixer for sourdough?

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This isn’t GD. You’re in the Cooking subforum sir.
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12/2/2025 12:19:24 AM EDT
[#6]
My wife has probably made 100 loaves of sourdough in the past few years and she’s never pulled the mixer out.
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12/2/2025 12:24:04 AM EDT
[#7]
This thread suck  you know why OP!!!!
12/2/2025 12:28:13 AM EDT
[#8]
I have a kitchen aide. I suggest getting the one where the bowl drops out opposed to the one with the flip up head. The head gets sloppy after a while and in this instance, sloppy head is no good.

I did come across one of these and it speaked my Interest.
https://www.ankarsrum.com/us/

PS your pics aren't loading.
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12/2/2025 12:52:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ARHank:
I have a kitchen aide. I suggest getting the one where the bowl drops out opposed to the one with the flip up head. The head gets sloppy after a while and in this instance, sloppy head is no good.

I did come across one of these and it speaked my Interest.
https://www.ankarsrum.com/us/

PS your pics aren't loading.
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Model KSM60SECXCU currently on sale at Costco for 319.99

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12/2/2025 1:19:53 AM EDT
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Ankarsrum
But then again, I just need to get my post count up.
12/2/2025 1:22:26 AM EDT
[#11]
Ankarsrum

My sourdough baking wife says they are made for making bread dough.   Didn't find any on sale for BF or CM so free shipping from King Arthur baking was the best I could do.  Make sure you deal with an authorized dealer if you want the warranty.
12/2/2025 1:26:52 AM EDT
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My wife used the kitchen aide shes had for a while.  Now she has some fancy ass kind.

To me the irony is the cost of all these fancy ingredients is being used on a bread that was ment for the poorest of people.  And I dont tell the difference between any of the kind she makes.
12/2/2025 9:52:27 AM EDT
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I read "hot ass wife" in title, and I'm leaving with no such thing seen.


12/2/2025 11:07:37 AM EDT
[#14]
I've got a Kitchen Aid from when we got married and a really nice Bosch mixer.  It's easier to do it by hand.
12/2/2025 11:16:57 AM EDT
[#15]
When someone says they have a hot ass wife with no pics = not a hot ass wife.
12/2/2025 11:20:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HDSledge:
Don't know shit about mixers but pics of the hot ass wife are expected.
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One damn rule... Geez oh and I don't know anything about mixers either.

ETA: Now I would like to know about mixers, I have a few uses for one.
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12/2/2025 11:21:48 AM EDT
[#17]
My wife has a kitchen-aid custom metallic.  She likes it a lot
12/2/2025 11:44:04 AM EDT
[#18]
If you are a hunter and process things yourself, Smokehouse Chef makes real stainless all metal attachments that work great.

https://www.smokehousechef.com/original-smokehouse-chef-meat-grinder/
12/5/2025 8:05:46 AM EDT
[#19]
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Originally Posted By ARHank:
I have a kitchen aide. I suggest getting the one where the bowl drops out opposed to the one with the flip up head. The head gets sloppy after a while and in this instance, sloppy head is no good.

I did come across one of these and it speaked my Interest.
https://www.ankarsrum.com/us/

PS your pics aren't loading.
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I will own an Ankarsrum.
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12/5/2025 10:44:19 AM EDT
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Pics not loading?

Anyways for bread, skip the Kitchenaid tilt head models and go right to the drop bowl versions.  Ask me how I know.

I have a 350 watt tilt head version and it struggles with stiff bread dough.   iirc the base wattage was 275 but they had other versions I think in 300 and 325 watt as well through the years.

I have used mine enough on breads and it gets warm.  I have to shut it down and let it cool before kneading again.   I have carefully used it long enough on breads that my hinge pin walks out in use.
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12/5/2025 10:52:51 AM EDT
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I've been married 39 years. I learned 38 years ago you should NEVER buy your wife a domestic chores gift. Just don't do it. Buy her flowers, take her out for a nice dinner, plan a weekend away. All fine. But when it comes to kitchen appliances, vacuum cleaners, etc., point her to Amazon and tell her to get what she wants.
12/5/2025 11:03:10 AM EDT
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I've been married 39 years. I learned 38 years ago you should NEVER buy your wife a domestic chores gift. Just don't do it. Buy her flowers, take her out for a nice dinner, plan a weekend away. All fine. But when it comes to kitchen appliances, vacuum cleaners, etc., point her to Amazon and tell her to get what she wants.
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42 married years here, my wife absolutely loves baking tools/appliances as gifts.  I can just about pick a random item from the King Arthur Baking web page and be assured of a home run.  Now a vacuum cleaner would probably earn a minor glitch in the matrix.
12/5/2025 1:06:09 PM EDT
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Don't know shit about mixers but pics of the hot ass wife are expected.
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12/9/2025 12:12:25 AM EDT
[#24]
KitchenAid commercial

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12/9/2025 12:40:30 AM EDT
[#25]
I can't figure out their lineup and market strategy.

I have notices that some seem to have 2-year warranty and others just a one. That may signal something about build, but both are awful short (though standard for the industry).

Ours is a relative cheapy, stared leaking oil at the 10-year mark or so. I took it apart, repacked it with grease, and it's been fine the past 5 years. She doesn't use it app that much, 10 times a year, maybe.

Consumer Reports reviews on this stuff are 100% focused on performance, and offer nothing on perceived or demonstrated reliability, which used to be KitchenAid's main selling point.

FWIW, this is CR's top pick: https://www.waring.com/luna-7-quart-planetary-mixer/WSM7L.html
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12/9/2025 12:44:09 AM EDT
[#26]
If you get a kitchenaid, you want the professional bowl-lift series, NOT the tilt-head ones.  There are a couple others that are at least as good as the kitchenaid, but you can often find kitchenaid on sale.  Don't pay full price.

Also get an extra bowl or two for it, so she can have multiple batches in-flight, with cold ferments, without having to swap them in/out of bowls.
12/9/2025 12:57:57 AM EDT
[#27]
We haven't bought grocery store or bakery bread in over 25yrs.  A bread machine makes the process a lot faster and easier. These machines can also make sourdough.  In essence, you are just substituting the sourdough for the yeast. Sourdough bread in a bread machine is easy, no-yeast, no-knead, and hands-off.
12/9/2025 1:41:26 AM EDT
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Ankarsrum

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We have one that I primarly use for sourdough.  Also have a KA lifting bowl mixer.
12/9/2025 2:23:38 AM EDT
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Is it OK to make GD comments in a non-GD forum that OP thinks is GD and posts a GD-appropriate OP?

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12/10/2025 9:57:38 PM EDT
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He did ask GD to help him... hmmm....
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12/10/2025 10:11:15 PM EDT
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I read "hot ass wife" in title, and I'm leaving with no such thing seen.


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She hasn't risen from bed yet.
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12/11/2025 7:35:06 AM EDT
[#32]
Now This is what a "HOT ASS WIFE" should be getting.



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12/19/2025 11:07:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Consumer Reports reviews on this stuff are 100% focused on performance, and offer nothing on perceived or demonstrated reliability, which used to be KitchenAid's main selling point.

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At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds... this is pretty typical these days.

I don't buy new products expecting them to last anymore. I have some old tools and guns, as well as an old car, but I expect most appliances and gadgets to be trash in a few years and shop accordingly.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
12/19/2025 2:37:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gearjammer351:


At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds... this is pretty typical these days.

I don't buy new products expecting them to last anymore. I have some old tools and guns, as well as an old car, but I expect most appliances and gadgets to be trash in a few years and shop accordingly.
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Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Consumer Reports reviews on this stuff are 100% focused on performance, and offer nothing on perceived or demonstrated reliability, which used to be KitchenAid's main selling point.



At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds... this is pretty typical these days.

I don't buy new products expecting them to last anymore. I have some old tools and guns, as well as an old car, but I expect most appliances and gadgets to be trash in a few years and shop accordingly.


The problem is, as consumers stop even looking for it, of the "prestigious" reviewers stop looking for it, what possible reason could there be for the manufacturers to design for it?
History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which Trump is always right.

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12/19/2025 9:09:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gearjammer351:


At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds... this is pretty typical these days.

I don't buy new products expecting them to last anymore. I have some old tools and guns, as well as an old car, but I expect most appliances and gadgets to be trash in a few years and shop accordingly.
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Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Consumer Reports reviews on this stuff are 100% focused on performance, and offer nothing on perceived or demonstrated reliability, which used to be KitchenAid's main selling point.



At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds... this is pretty typical these days.

I don't buy new products expecting them to last anymore. I have some old tools and guns, as well as an old car, but I expect most appliances and gadgets to be trash in a few years and shop accordingly.


I buy old used quality stuff in good shape for cheap if at all possible. Even if you had to replace the gears and grease in an old KA, you're out less then an Andy Jackson.

My old one was $20 at a garage sale [lift type] and came with all the attachments and 3 bowls. [the bowls ain't cheap at $60-$70 each for KA lift ones]
Liberals are a curious mix of communism and fascism, they want to destroy you but want to use your own money to do it.

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12/19/2025 9:42:46 PM EDT
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12/19/2025 10:01:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GlutealCleft:
If you get a kitchenaid, you want the professional bowl-lift series, NOT the tilt-head ones.  There are a couple others that are at least as good as the kitchenaid, but you can often find kitchenaid on sale.  Don't pay full price.

Also get an extra bowl or two for it, so she can have multiple batches in-flight, with cold ferments, without having to swap them in/out of bowls.
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This.

I have 2 KA tilt heads, the pins are walking out faster and faster the more they are used. Never had any other issues but next time I buy one it will be a lift bowl.
1/13/2026 3:53:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


The problem is, as consumers stop even looking for it, of the "prestigious" reviewers stop looking for it, what possible reason could there be for the manufacturers to design for it?
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Consumer Reports reviews on this stuff are 100% focused on performance, and offer nothing on perceived or demonstrated reliability, which used to be KitchenAid's main selling point.



At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds... this is pretty typical these days.

I don't buy new products expecting them to last anymore. I have some old tools and guns, as well as an old car, but I expect most appliances and gadgets to be trash in a few years and shop accordingly.


The problem is, as consumers stop even looking for it, of the "prestigious" reviewers stop looking for it, what possible reason could there be for the manufacturers to design for it?


Yeah, that's a good summary of the negative feedback loop we're in. Unfortunately, I'm not even sure what to look for with some items. I've had some incredibly durable stuff in the past that wasn't high-end or expensive that lasted a long time. It's been a while since I've had that experience.  

The most hilarious example is a dryer my uncle gave me when I first got married 20-odd years ago. It still worked, but they bought a new one because his wife didn't like the 'dated' old dryer they had (it was an ugly color). I was still using it after the fancy, digital one they replaced it with died.

Originally Posted By fxntime:


I buy old used quality stuff in good shape for cheap if at all possible. Even if you had to replace the gears and grease in an old KA, you're out less then an Andy Jackson.

My old one was $20 at a garage sale [lift type] and came with all the attachments and 3 bowls. [the bowls ain't cheap at $60-$70 each for KA lift ones]

I've done this with some things, but I rarely see electrical appliances for sale. I don't really go to garage sales, though, to be fair. There are a lot of resale shops around here, and I've found a few good pieces of cookware for cheap at those.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
1/13/2026 6:08:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gearjammer351:


Yeah, that's a good summary of the negative feedback loop we're in. Unfortunately, I'm not even sure what to look for with some items. I've had some incredibly durable stuff in the past that wasn't high-end or expensive that lasted a long time. It's been a while since I've had that experience.  

The most hilarious example is a dryer my uncle gave me when I first got married 20-odd years ago. It still worked, but they bought a new one because his wife didn't like the 'dated' old dryer they had (it was an ugly color). I was still using it after the fancy, digital one they replaced it with died.


I've done this with some things, but I rarely see electrical appliances for sale. I don't really go to garage sales, though, to be fair. There are a lot of resale shops around here, and I've found a few good pieces of cookware for cheap at those.
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Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Consumer Reports reviews on this stuff are 100% focused on performance, and offer nothing on perceived or demonstrated reliability, which used to be KitchenAid's main selling point.



At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds... this is pretty typical these days.

I don't buy new products expecting them to last anymore. I have some old tools and guns, as well as an old car, but I expect most appliances and gadgets to be trash in a few years and shop accordingly.


The problem is, as consumers stop even looking for it, of the "prestigious" reviewers stop looking for it, what possible reason could there be for the manufacturers to design for it?


Yeah, that's a good summary of the negative feedback loop we're in. Unfortunately, I'm not even sure what to look for with some items. I've had some incredibly durable stuff in the past that wasn't high-end or expensive that lasted a long time. It's been a while since I've had that experience.  

The most hilarious example is a dryer my uncle gave me when I first got married 20-odd years ago. It still worked, but they bought a new one because his wife didn't like the 'dated' old dryer they had (it was an ugly color). I was still using it after the fancy, digital one they replaced it with died.

Originally Posted By fxntime:


I buy old used quality stuff in good shape for cheap if at all possible. Even if you had to replace the gears and grease in an old KA, you're out less then an Andy Jackson.

My old one was $20 at a garage sale [lift type] and came with all the attachments and 3 bowls. [the bowls ain't cheap at $60-$70 each for KA lift ones]

I've done this with some things, but I rarely see electrical appliances for sale. I don't really go to garage sales, though, to be fair. There are a lot of resale shops around here, and I've found a few good pieces of cookware for cheap at those.


If they are decent traffic resale shops, the good stuff goes quick if priced well. Even I would do a quick run thru them occasionally but I had a pretty good idea what stuff was worth new and used and what a repair would cost and I could get wholesale pricing on a lot of the parts.
Good old washers and dryers and ranges, especially if gas,got snapped up quick by LLD's. I've been known to snatch up old 110 series kenmore appliances off the side of the road because fixing them was a breeze most of the time and they were a very robust design. I still have a spare gas 110 kenmore dryer waiting in the wings to be put to use. I still have tons of odds and ends for them including timers [the parts that gets discontinued first usually]
Liberals are a curious mix of communism and fascism, they want to destroy you but want to use your own money to do it.

I'm getting down to the last box, the others have all been destroyed...

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