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9/7/2025 7:06:39 PM EDT
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Spotted a couple in my yard a day ago and would like to encourage them to stay around for a while. Any suggestions or links you can point me towards would be appreciated!

Sorry, thought I was posting in GD.
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9/7/2025 7:12:21 PM EDT
[#1]
Buy a feeder.....almost any hardware store sugar&water mix w/ a bit if food coloring
9/7/2025 7:13:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Make at home

Cheap and easy to make at home, OP!  Make sure you change it out to keep it from going rancid.  You may or may not develop an ant problem near the feeder…
Wild Man of East TN
9/7/2025 7:16:53 PM EDT
[#3]
4 cups water, 1 cup white sugar. (DO NOT use brown or golden sugar, it can kill the birds)

Heat on stove to a boil to fully dissolve sugar.

Cool and fill feeder.

It’s that simple.  Don’t waste money on the pre mixed stuff.
9/7/2025 7:17:24 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm not suggesting this...but years ago there was a post by a member who, wearing no clothes, stepped out onto his deck only to have an aggressive Humming Bird mistake his most private part for a bud and go in for a feed.  Hilarity ensued.  I do not suggest this.

Can't find a link....



KEEP CALM and let ME Carry On.
9/7/2025 9:33:00 PM EDT
[#5]
Start small, 1 to 4 mix Suger / water, use a colored glass feeder if you can.
Put it near existing flowers if you have any.
Shaded area is best!
We have the hummingbirds up here year round.
I change solution no longer than 2 weeks out
No need to color the water, they really don't care.
In the winter, I keep spares for changing out if I forget to take them in or they freeze during the day.
They seem to have a lot of fun buzzing me whilst changing feeders out
9/8/2025 11:30:55 AM EDT
[#6]
Originally Posted By Trucker69:
4 cups water, 1 cup white sugar. (DO NOT use brown or golden sugar, it can kill the birds)

Heat on stove to a boil to fully dissolve sugar.

Cool and fill feeder.

It's that simple.  Don't waste money on the pre mixed stuff.
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This above is what I have read and saw several friends and relatives use...

Its wild, you can often hang one of those feeders, somewhere where you have never seen a humming bird in the area before and BAM! within a few weeks, they have found and located your source and have sent word back to the troops.  Its like they send out long distance scouting parties.


Originally Posted By LibertyShip:
I'm not suggesting this...but years ago there was a post by a member who, wearing no clothes, stepped out onto his deck only to have an aggressive Humming Bird mistake his most private part for a bud and go in for a feed.  Hilarity ensued.  I do not suggest this.

Can't find a link....



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LOL!!!
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9/8/2025 1:59:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By smullen:
This above is what I have read and saw several friends and relatives use...

Its wild, you can often hang one of those feeders, somewhere where you have never seen a humming bird in the area before and BAM! within a few weeks, they have found and located your source and have sent word back to the troops.  Its like they send out long distance scouting parties.


LOL!!!
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FOUND IT!


https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/UGH____HUMMINGBIRD_VIOLATED_MY_MANHOOD____UPDATE__Now_With_0__Diabeetus__/5-1329361/


So, Friday afternoon was lovely. Work week over. Temps in the low 70's with a pleasant breeze. I decide to fix myself a tasty beverage and go sit on the swing at the end of the porch. A little while later a light shower begins. The sound of the raindrops hitting the roof and the leaves on the magnolia was almost hypnotic and I settled into a state of deep relaxation. I thought "Prolly won't be too many more of these mild, rainy afternoons left this year. Better make the most of it!" So I settle into the swing sideways and let my eyelids droop to a close. Till I had to pee.

Few women can understand this, but most guys will appreciate the primitive satisfaction a man receives from urinating outdoors. It's just the way we are. The sky is blue, water is wet, and guys like to pee outside. Anyhow, I reluctantly get up out of the swing, walk to the edge of the porch, and start doing my business. Dag understands this as well, and as always, he gets up, finds the nearest shrub to where I am going, and throws his lot in with mine. It's his way of saying "It's you and me boss. This is our territory and we got this business under control!"

So here I am, peeing off the porch like a boss.


Still in a Zen-like state, light rain, cool breeze, then...

VVVRRRRRRIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

I see a blurry streak flash out of the Magnolia tree like some miniature version of the starship Enterprise and drop out of warp about 2mm from the very tip of my penis. A hummingbird materialized there in the zone which, for a man, can only be described as "the ultimate invasion of one's personal space".  

It hovered there, perfectly suspended in space right there at the tip of my junk and...

Took a sip.

It then hovered up to eye level with me, looked me square in the face, and warped-out into oblivion.

KEEP CALM and let ME Carry On.
9/8/2025 2:23:29 PM EDT
[#8]
I use this:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002VAIOTG

They seem to like it.
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9/8/2025 2:34:43 PM EDT
[#9]
I cup sugar to four cups water. Boil the water, mix, then let cool.
We keep at least four feeders out all summer. Depending on location, these are probably just passing through this time of year.
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9/8/2025 5:59:48 PM EDT
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9/8/2025 8:44:52 PM EDT
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I want this.  Rapidly searching.  if it is 3D printed, someone send me the link!
11/4/2025 1:58:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Trucker69:
4 cups water, 1 cup white sugar. (DO NOT use brown or golden sugar, it can kill the birds)

Heat on stove to a boil to fully dissolve sugar.

Cool and fill feeder.

It’s that simple.  Don’t waste money on the pre mixed stuff.
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This is what we do and are swarmed all summer with hummingbirds.
Carry it, shoot it. (repeat forever)

Swing Your Sword
11/4/2025 2:47:53 PM EDT
[#13]
Isn't it just sugar, water, and red coloring? Seems pretty simple to make at home.  Right?
11/4/2025 2:51:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Freakinout:


This is what we do and are swarmed all summer with hummingbirds.
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Originally Posted By Freakinout:
Originally Posted By Trucker69:
4 cups water, 1 cup white sugar. (DO NOT use brown or golden sugar, it can kill the birds)

Heat on stove to a boil to fully dissolve sugar.

Cool and fill feeder.

It’s that simple.  Don’t waste money on the pre mixed stuff.


This is what we do and are swarmed all summer with hummingbirds.

11/4/2025 2:52:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By imq707s:
Isn't it just sugar, water, and red coloring? Seems pretty simple to make at home.  Right?
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Skip the red food coloring
Carry it, shoot it. (repeat forever)

Swing Your Sword
11/4/2025 2:55:05 PM EDT
[#16]
No food coloring. It's not good for the birds and they'll feed without it just fine.
11/4/2025 3:53:36 PM EDT
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I want this.  Rapidly searching.  if it is 3D printed, someone send me the link!
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Share link. Want.
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