Posted: 10/21/2017 6:19:33 PM EDT
| I want a pair .going to scratch off something on my bucket list and Backpage doesn't have any |
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A midget, or a dwarf? Midgets are easy to come by. Dwarfs are a bit more rare as hookers.
The term midget is different from dwarf based on body proportions. A person with dwarfism has disproportionately short limbs. The term midget is used to describe persons of small size but with normal proportions when compared to average people. |
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Guatemala. As soon as you walk out of the airport terminal to the street you'll be approached by midgets, hunchbacks, all sorts of crazy things.
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A midget, or a dwarf? Midgets are easy to come by. Dwarfs are a bit more rare as hookers. The term midget is different from dwarf based on body proportions. A person with dwarfism has disproportionately short limbs. The term midget is used to describe persons of small size but with normal proportions when compared to average people. |
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I may have a few things considered odd but not this...who the fuck wouldn't want two midget chicks at one time.? Quoted:
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Hey dude, you said "bucket list" and I wasn't sure what kind of crazy shit you might have on there. On a different direction, are you looking for a cameraman without much of a gag reflex? |
| Here op this is where my friend met his wife. Both are midgets.. |
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There is a story about a midget hooker in FT. Wainwright AK....
Had a HS friend ask me about it in 2003 when I was out of state at a training event. He heard that a trio of specialists managed to film a " Short Adult Film" with said midget that involved a tricycle being ridden down hallway of barracks by nude(but wearing a feather boa) and the duty NCO saw this but ignored it, apparently there were other scenes that were MUCH more adult in nature... Well later that wouldn't be adequate for an infantry specialist, one of them bounced a paper check paying his cell phone... so command gets called, 1SG gets all up in E4's shit. It comes out how he bounced a check 3 days after payday... Video proof is provided to NCO. NCO decides to make an example of said troops and has a platoon wide "Financial Planning and Readiness " training scheduled for Sgt's time on Thursday morning; reserves a large room, projector(for PowerPoints), chairs, ect ect. Well another platoon finds out that there is a great training scheduled and decides to dump his platoon off for this great training... SO come Thursday meeting 2 platoons are sitting in on how to NOT bounce checks, by paying a midget hooker to film a porn(with obvious video as proof). I have never seen said video but had 3 separate sources confirm existence of said video, briefing, and contents of said video. I can't hear the phrase "midget hooker" without breaking out laughing. |
Here you go OP....and the other weirdo's in this thread...
popular midget hooker 
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There is a story about a midget hooker in FT. Wainwright AK.... Had a HS friend ask me about it in 2003 when I was out of state at a training event. He heard that a trio of specialists managed to film a " Short Adult Film" with said midget that involved a tricycle being ridden down hallway of barracks by nude(but wearing a feather boa) and the duty NCO saw this but ignored it, apparently there were other scenes that were MUCH more adult in nature... Well later that wouldn't be adequate for an infantry specialist, one of them bounced a paper check paying his cell phone... so command gets called, 1SG gets all up in E4's shit. It comes out how he bounced a check 3 days after payday... Video proof is provided to NCO. NCO decides to make an example of said troops and has a platoon wide "Financial Planning and Readiness " training scheduled for Sgt's time on Thursday morning; reserves a large room, projector(for PowerPoints), chairs, ect ect. Well another platoon finds out that there is a great training scheduled and decides to dump his platoon off for this great training... SO come Thursday meeting 2 platoons are sitting in on how to NOT bounce checks, by paying a midget hooker to film a porn(with obvious video as proof). I have never seen said video but had 3 separate sources confirm existence of said video, briefing, and contents of said video. I can't hear the phrase "midget hooker" without breaking out laughing.
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Here you go OP....and the other weirdo's in this thread...
popular midget hooker https://qzprod.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/dsc00002-copy.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1600 
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Pissed off and sulking like a bitch Quoted:
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IIRC, you've been bedbound for three days. What in the fuck would you need a Midget Hooker for Now? I suspected there was one in your house already. What have you been up to for three days without a Midget Hooker? |
| I sent them a message.lets see if they can find some |