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Let me see... Guy 1 nearly killed me. Guy 2 stole $10K from me (big mistake-I got it back and he served a felony sentence-and I enjoyed every minute of it). Wife walked out. Neighbor poisoned my cat. Nah, the most fucked up thing was the fry cook at McDs put those nasty microwaved pickle shit on my burger. |
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I sell auto parts. I don't know what the worst thing is yet, I haven't been to work tomorrow, and I haven't punched the clock out on my last day. Even then, I'm still married to my first wife. Man's inhumanity to man won't stop until the undertaker removes the drainage tubes from my butt and closes the lid. I know I didn't specifically request clown makeup. |
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Looks like you fucked up his ride and parts of him got blown up and burned it. Dat smell tho. 
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Many will recall my thread earlier this year involving my being falsely charged with DUI and Reckless Driving. Both charges were eventually dismissed with prejudice but not after incurring nearly $8000 in legal fees and voluntary drug tests. A motorist in South Carolina (also a teacher and musician) whose case paralleled mine (made illegal U-Turn, pulled over and did marginally on field test, blew .000 at the station, not afforded a blood test, case dismissed) recently won a $200,000 civil settlement for malicious prosecution. So where is my $200,000 settlement you're wondering ? The above motorist was Black. I contacted 20 different civil rights attorneys and none would take my case basically because there was no racial component. My only solace is a mutually agreed upon police accountability mediation set to occur at the end of August. Mediation is a chance to go one-on-one with the officer and hash things out with a mediator present. Had I not agreed to this the investigation I opened several months ago likely would have concluded with a slap on the wring or more DUI training for the cop but that doesn't do it for me. I want to look this guy in the eyes and have him explain why he did what he did to me. One thing is sure; I will hand him his hat. Never getting my 8 grand back but at least this is something. They have fucked me over before. I was bitching about my greedy nephews to my best friend of 50 years and he hung up on me and we haven't talked since. Fuck the a hole. |
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Drywallers are the lowest form of scum on the planet. Super finally ran her off the job because she was a hazard and nothing would get done on what ever floor she was on. Everybody would be standing around watching her throw mud. 
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Chick I was messing with (not particularly good looking but what a rack)
Apparently had a boyfriend in prison for murder or some shit unknown to me. He found out I guess and she said I raped her. We met behind a grocery store, he started yapping and putting on the I’m gonna kick your ass dance. (Keep in mind I had a foot or better on him) Cops were called, cops said he was an idiot for trying to assault me but another girl I was interested in caught wind of the lie and shyed away from me. From that day forward, I have been very scared to get close to women as that really got to me. That was probably about 20 yrs ago at 16 or so. |
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I had a really shitty absentee father. He wasn't as bad as some peoples' fathers as I wasn't sexually abused and he usually paid child support though.  It sucks being the last kid at school and the nurse won't leave until you do, and she knows you're waiting for your dad who just isn't going to show up. And then getting older and having kids and really thinking back on it and realizing how fucked up the whole thing was. |
| My best friend since we both were in diapers molested my little sister when she was 5 and we were 16. She didn't want to say anything because he was always over at our house with me. She finally confessed to my parents what happened and I found him and beat him within an inch of his life. He spent 3 weeks in the ICU before going home. His dad refused to press charges on me because he said his son got what was coming to him. Now some 40 years later he got caught in the nation wide child porn sting that the DEA & ICE just did and is serving some serious Federal time I hear :) I hope the inmates find out what he is in for. |
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Ahh... Got a few that I'm willing to share.
My ex stabbed me with a steak knife while we were cuddling right after I'd fucked her brains out. No idea why. A different ex set me up on a blind date with a tranny, though I've posted this story before. One of my sisters wanted me to drive her an hour out of my way and back for something stupid while I was picking her up from work at ass-thirty at night, when I had to get up at 4 AM for work. I said fuck no, she flipped her shit. Threw the door open in the middle of traffic while I was doing 40 MPH and jumped out. Car coming up beside me had to slam brakes and swerve out of the way to avoid taking my door off. When I got home, I found out from my mother that sis had accused me of shoving her out of the car and trying to kill her. And the rest of my family wonders why I want fuck-all nothing to do with that fat cunt. 
ETA: Oh! A different ex, who turned out to be a meth head, tried to steal one of my guns I'd just gotten. Kinda chapped my ass, having to kick her dealer's ass to get it back, but she'd been cheating on me with him, so that turned out fairly well. |
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Daughter and son in law named me as a creditor in their bankruptcy. I helped them with rent to the tune of a whopping $1000. Son in law has since proven to be a most vile human being. Not really the most, but it sticks with me more than most. The real issue is that despite the debt being discharged, they can still voluntarily repay you and that is what they should have done (and still can do). |
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When I was 10, my stepsister pushed me off a houseboat deck at midnight on xmas, I got sucked under the houseboat and almost drowned.
20, passed out, and a chick I knew slightly decided to ride my dick with me passed out. 
She was on the rag |
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Mine is pretty tame by comparison to some here. Family member didn't have insurance, said he needed $500 for a CAT scan for his back so he could qualify for disability. I gave him the $500. His dirtbag daughter got married two weeks later and he gave her the $500 as a wedding present. Not that I was going to ever see that money again anyway, but it going to HER was just twisting the knife. Nobody liked her, because her mom had divorced him and turned her against all of us. She later accused every male in the family of molesting her, even my grandfather. Nobody believed her. |
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My insecure and incompetent boss recently called the compliance hotline claiming I was purposely misrepresenting financial results. Full investigation launched, all senior executives briefed. They went through my emails, IMs, interviewed many of my business partners and coworkers. It was revealed that I had been pointing out certain inconsistencies for over a year and had essentially been carrying the team. CEO on down is now convinced she's the problem. She may be losing her job shortly and I was told to count on a promotion. |
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When I was 10, my stepsister pushed me off a houseboat deck at midnight on xmas, I got sucked under the houseboat and almost drowned.
20, passed out, and a chick I knew slightly decided to ride my dick with me passed out.
She was on the rag |
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When I was 10, my stepsister pushed me off a houseboat deck at midnight on xmas, I got sucked under the houseboat and almost drowned.
20, passed out, and a chick I knew slightly decided to ride my dick with me passed out.
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| when i was a kid the piece of shit neighbor's kids decided it would be a good idea to lift me up on one's shoulders while the other wrapped my rope swing around my neck and then they headed back across the street with me dangling from the tree in our front yard. my dad saw me from the kitchen window, ran out, and cut me down. the tree was cut down the next day. nothing happened to those fucking kids though. |
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My insecure and incompetent boss recently called the compliance hotline claiming I was purposely misrepresenting financial results. Full investigation launched, all senior executives briefed. They went through my emails, IMs, interviewed many of my business partners and coworkers. It was revealed that I had been pointing out certain inconsistencies for over a year and had essentially been carrying the team. CEO on down is now convinced she's the problem. She may be losing her job shortly and I was told to count on a promotion. Reminds me of an ex that had a family member sic child protective services on her, it was all an elaborate scam so they that family member could get her kid to boost their welfare payments. Blew up on them, too. |
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When I was 10, my stepsister pushed me off a houseboat deck at midnight on xmas, I got sucked under the houseboat and almost drowned.
20, passed out, and a chick I knew slightly decided to ride my dick with me passed out.
She was on the rag I could tell some stories. But it's late. |
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Nothing really fucked up happened to me. But I got one I did to someone else. There was this guy in out barracks that would get drunk, run out of beer then go mooch off of the rest of us. Well one Friday night I after finishing my first beer I pissed in the bottle all the way to the top put the cap back on it and stuck it in the door of the fridge. A couple of hours later Lushbucket knocks on my door. I answer it and sure enough he asks if I have an extra beer. Guess which one he got. He was drunk so it took a few swallows before he says "Hey dude I this beer don't taste right." "Tastes like piss don't it? I said to him with a smile. He just left the bottle on the desk and stomped out. Never had him bum beer from me again. |
My company's business cards are so bad I actually make fun of them for an icebreaker conversation.
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A fellow USAF Academy grad and I were roommates. He fucked me over back in about 1996.
He went on a 6 month remote to a radar surveillance site down in Colombia. The shit-weasel didn't sign the lease of our apartment before he left.. The lease was for 6 months. Soooo... 6 months later, I sign the lease by myself, again. Then the shit-weasel just so conveniently shows up 6 months and 2 days later and says "I am moving out!" So here I am...on butter bar 2nd Lt's salary paying for a 3rd bedroom apartment by myself. 
If he is at our 25 year class reunion next year, things could get interesting. 
EDIT: I guess I learned a good lesson from that...if you can't trust your fellow Service Academy classmate, then who can you trust? |
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You obviously don't know how much drywallers make. They can easily make six figures. (I'm not a drywaller or a painter, I just know a lot.) That does suck though. Sorry OP. |
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The Stryker I was riding in got blown up in Iraq, and myself and everyone else inside were more or less pretty seriously injured from blast pressure and getting bounced around the inside of the vehicle. That was pretty fucked up.
Getting kidnapped and raped as a little kid by some creepy dude at a family reunion was pretty fucked up too. It’s a toss up. |
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FHRC tried to become my president. Already an expert on arfcom euphemisms? Impressive. https://i.imgur.com/Wokm0Gw.jpg |
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I was gonna say cheating excluded, since there's plenty of us here with that story.. But include it all. Post the single most fucked up thing someone has done to you in your life. Mine is being cheated on by my wife of 8 years with a fucking drywaller. I'm closing in on 6 figures annually, we have 2 houses and my kids and her wanted for nothing, and I called the piece of shit she was seeing behind my back a painter because he works for a painting company.. she had the fucking nerve to correct that and say "he's a DRYWALLER, not a painter" as if it makes all the difference in the world.. it would be comical if it wasn't so fucked up.. Fucking bitch. Post yours. |
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When I was about 10 years old I was down at the creek fishing for catfish with a neighborhood boy. He was a creative fellow and had rigged up a sport of spear contraption with one end having a huge treble hook and a leader and the other end attached to a line. He asked me to hold the hook while he threw the spear out into the water. Sort of seemed like a good idea to me at the time. However, it didn't work as he had imagined it would, and the huge treble hook buried itself into the palm of my hand necessitating a trip to the ER. Now that's not the most fucked up thing anyone has ever done to me. Its just something I thought you guys would enjoy. |
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Gave Mom POA to get home state tags for a car I bought, while stationed at Pendleton in the 80's, and before a float.
Used the POA to renew the tags while deployed later. I totally forgot about it after I got out, married, had a business, working a career, and a farm, and settled into life after the Corps. Right in the middle of the post 9/11 shit, and while working for a tier one target, I got word that an attempt had been made to target my finances. 
Yep! Mom. I had put a password block on any and all banking transactions, in person, and blocked electronic transactions. At the time, it was the only way to block a shitload of fraud going on. I didn't see her again, until she was in a casket. |
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My grandma repeatedly tried to poison my wife over the course of a year.
Same grandma tried to kick my then 17 year old adopted Chinese little sister out of the hospital, while my mother was on her deathbed, because “she wasn’t ‘really’ family.” My parents adopted her when she was 6 months old.
I was over at my in-laws this July 4th, when my FIL’s mother, whom’s best friends with my grandma, informed me that my grandma had fallen down a flight of stairs recently. My reply was “good.” |
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Many will recall my thread earlier this year involving my being falsely charged with DUI and Reckless Driving. Both charges were eventually dismissed with prejudice but not after incurring nearly $8000 in legal fees and voluntary drug tests. A motorist in South Carolina (also a teacher and musician) whose case paralleled mine (made illegal U-Turn, pulled over and did marginally on field test, blew .000 at the station, not afforded a blood test, charged with DUI, case dismissed) recently won a $200,000 civil settlement for malicious prosecution. So where is my $200,000 settlement you're wondering ? The above motorist was Black. I contacted 20 different civil rights attorneys and none would take my case basically because there was no racial component. My only solace is a mutually agreed upon police accountability mediation set to occur at the end of August. Mediation is a chance to go one-on-one with the officer and hash things out with a mediator present. Had I not agreed to this the investigation I opened several months ago likely would have concluded with a slap on the wrist or more DUI training for the cop but that doesn't do it for me. I want to look this guy in the eyes and have him explain why he did what he did to me. One thing is sure; I will hand him his hat. Never getting my 8 grand back but at least this is something. @TheFringe |
| Grandfather was pretty much an alcoholic all his life off and on. Gave me one present the whole time I knew him. A broken Seiko watch. He told me what a great watch it would be if I got it fixed. Saw him a couple years later and he asked about the watch. When I told him I had not got it fixed yet he asked for it back. |
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Mine is a very fucked up version of cheating. Brief, sanitized, reduced-drama version: 18, first serious time dating, woman I've known all through HS, we're both now in college and had been seeing each other for a couple months, and I'm falling in love with her. She takes my virginity, the next day leaves on a week-long trip without telling me (we'd had a date set up.) About four days later I get separate calls from a couple guys I don't know at all, and one guy I barely know all telling me they ran a train on her multiple times over the past few days. Those calls were fucked up but but I figured it was just some weird head game. Then she calls, and says the same thing, and adds in that I'm the worst lay she's ever had while the guys that had called before are laughing in the background. Definitely set the bar, and I've had plenty of other fucked up things happen to me, but nothing messed with me as much as that did. |