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9/8/2016 3:03:45 PM EDT
[#1]
For the ex-wife
Devil Woman

From 0:50 to 1:15.  She really, really earned it.

If anyone wants it, here is the ringtone in a .mp3.  Devil woman ringtone
9/8/2016 3:10:54 PM EDT
[#2]
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YES, or the imperial march
9/8/2016 3:13:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Katy Perry's "I kissed a Girl" because I've seen my wife (no pics) kiss a girl or two before. It's appropriate. Sort of.
9/8/2016 3:17:09 PM EDT
[#4]
99 problems
9/8/2016 3:18:05 PM EDT
[#5]

9/8/2016 3:22:53 PM EDT
[#6]
The timeless classic "Pop that Pussy" by 2 Live crew.
9/8/2016 3:31:21 PM EDT
[#7]
Mine, basic ringtone same as everyone.

Buddy of mine has 'Fat bottom girls' set to his wife's number.

Buddy's wife was not amused when she found out...
9/8/2016 3:31:31 PM EDT
[#8]
I used to use the squawking teacher from Charlie Brown cartoons but it was hard to hear. Now it's just a ringing bell
9/8/2016 3:33:25 PM EDT
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No FPNI.

Pretty sad.
9/8/2016 3:59:44 PM EDT
[#10]
"What is Love "
9/8/2016 4:01:49 PM EDT
[#11]
Buck Cherry  
Crazy Bitch
9/8/2016 4:03:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Mine is just a different one of the standard ring tones with a custom vibration for when I have the sound off.






I used to have "Brick House" until my phone rang in a meeting where I had forgotten to shut it off.
9/8/2016 4:06:24 PM EDT
[#13]
None. My phone is always on silent. I miss a lot of calls.
9/8/2016 4:14:34 PM EDT
[#14]
the Yakety-Sax (The chase music from Benny Hill)



I've also been known to use the Spike Milligan Q5 theme tune...

9/8/2016 4:21:25 PM EDT
[#15]
I made on by trimming a mp3.
It's from a song by a guy called Hawksley Workman called. "Jealous of your cigarette"

So whenever she txt some I get.. "I'm jealous of your cigarette"


get it?

9/8/2016 4:38:50 PM EDT
[#16]
Imperial death march
9/8/2016 4:52:57 PM EDT
[#17]
I've had a few.

Baby Got Back; Sir Mix Alot. That one earned me a few lumps.

Chains; Nick Jonas. Good god, she kicked the shit out of me for that one.

Roses on My Grave; Papa Roach.

Carry Me Down; Demon Hunter.

Chalk Outline; Three Days Grace. For my ex.
9/8/2016 4:57:30 PM EDT
[#18]
Same as everyone else.  Either vibrate or the standard iPhone ringtone.  I grew out of custom ringtones.
9/8/2016 5:12:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Mine is foghorn leg horn saying no no no you're doing it all wrong.
9/8/2016 8:28:35 PM EDT
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that's pretty good
9/8/2016 8:32:02 PM EDT
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YES, or the imperial march
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Imperial warning siren here.
9/8/2016 9:09:40 PM EDT
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+1
9/8/2016 9:13:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Same as everyone else, he ain't that damn special.
9/8/2016 9:14:02 PM EDT
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This.  

My wife never watched Star Wars until very recently.  She had no idea about darth Vader.  

We were watching some scene.  I don't remember what it was but Vader music starts playing as he comes on the screen.  

She looks at me and says.   That's my ringtone.  You asshole.
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Darth Vader theme


This.  

My wife never watched Star Wars until very recently.  She had no idea about darth Vader.  

We were watching some scene.  I don't remember what it was but Vader music starts playing as he comes on the screen.  

She looks at me and says.   That's my ringtone.  You asshole.



9/8/2016 9:14:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Theme from the Good The Bad and The Ugly.....
9/8/2016 9:15:01 PM EDT
[#26]
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Darth Vader theme


This.  

My wife never watched Star Wars until very recently.  She had no idea about darth Vader.  

We were watching some scene.  I don't remember what it was but Vader music starts playing as he comes on the screen.  

She looks at me and says.   That's my ringtone.  You asshole.





Oops.
9/8/2016 9:20:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Abba's "Money,Money,Money"
9/8/2016 9:21:31 PM EDT
[#28]
"It's business time" by Flight of the Conchords.

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