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5/17/2023 8:28:53 PM EDT
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I’m old, semi broken, never even came close to a top ten finish at a Cola War.

May I make another pilgrimage to the Mecca of the Cola Wars?
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You, Sir, are a high quality man...



...hope your request is granted
5/18/2023 3:22:56 AM EDT
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You, Sir, are a high quality man...



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Suck up
5/18/2023 8:31:55 AM EDT
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Hmmm, meet requirements… 5th at East, 4th at SE….plus old guy status, over 55…well over 55…


Gotta figure out the logistics for this….

ETA:  Plus @bajagringo is making the pilgrimage. That means 2 things; good, fellow old fuck and the best tortillas ever! Made with love and lard!
5/18/2023 8:36:20 AM EDT
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You, Sir, are a high quality man...



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Suck up


When tortillas are involved, it’s not sucking up, it’s appreciation!
5/18/2023 9:03:50 AM EDT
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Hmmm, meet requirements… 5th at East, 4th at SE….plus old guy status, over 55…well over 55…


Gotta figure out the logistics for this….

ETA:  Plus @bajagringo is making the pilgrimage. That means 2 things; good, fellow old fuck and the best tortillas ever! Made with love and lard!
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Just watch that trigger finger....
5/18/2023 11:56:11 AM EDT
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Run video coming soon.
5/18/2023 11:56:56 AM EDT
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Well fuck. I don't think I can beat that time at night.
5/18/2023 12:00:23 PM EDT
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@rome07jk think you can beat this?
5/18/2023 12:04:54 PM EDT
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If only you knew how peep’d things really are.

5/18/2023 12:19:40 PM EDT
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5/18/2023 12:22:19 PM EDT
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If only you knew how peep’d things really are.

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Still 10 seconds faster than last year, and 1:03 faster than the year before. Will the colavengers be defeated again this year?
5/18/2023 3:59:39 PM EDT
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Obstacle video:


Full run video is currently uploading.
5/18/2023 4:10:27 PM EDT
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Solid.
5/18/2023 5:19:37 PM EDT
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Nice!
5/18/2023 5:33:36 PM EDT
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Hmmm, meet requirements  5th at East, 4th at SE .plus old guy status, over 55 well over 55


Gotta figure out the logistics for this .

ETA:  Plus @bajagringo is making the pilgrimage. That means 2 things; good, fellow old fuck and the best tortillas ever! Made with love and lard!
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  Old guy status gets you a spectator spot only. But you got other creds.
5/18/2023 8:45:26 PM EDT
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Pathetic. You’ll never get 5th place with times like that.
5/18/2023 9:22:58 PM EDT
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Just watch that trigger finger....
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Hmmm, meet requirements… 5th at East, 4th at SE….plus old guy status, over 55…well over 55…


Gotta figure out the logistics for this….

ETA:  Plus @bajagringo is making the pilgrimage. That means 2 things; good, fellow old fuck and the best tortillas ever! Made with love and lard!



Just watch that trigger finger....

No kidding!
5/19/2023 11:26:36 AM EDT
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Pathetic. You’ll never get 5th place with times like that.
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You’ve been failing at that recently too though.
5/19/2023 12:03:53 PM EDT
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5/24/2023 4:59:00 PM EDT
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I'm in to help run food and whatnot.

Don't need a run slot, though Ill bring my shit as usual for the inevitable.
5/25/2023 12:47:39 PM EDT
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I'm in to help run food and whatnot.

Don't need a run slot, though Ill bring my shit as usual for the inevitable.
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Help deliver those sushi rolls to my mouth.
5/25/2023 2:04:26 PM EDT
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Help deliver those sushi rolls to my mouth.
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I'm in to help run food and whatnot.

Don't need a run slot, though Ill bring my shit as usual for the inevitable.


Help deliver those sushi rolls to my mouth.

Reginald Burrito Swamp Sushi Best Sushi
5/27/2023 9:05:08 PM EDT
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Reginald Burrito Swamp Sushi Best Sushi
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I don't believe I have ever had better.

He has some extremely fresh fish.

5/28/2023 4:03:49 PM EDT
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Yay sushi.
5/28/2023 5:14:54 PM EDT
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Do I qualify as kitchen help since skinny cooks are not to be trusted or is FEMA camp a fat free facility?
5/28/2023 5:59:57 PM EDT
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Do I qualify as kitchen help since skinny cooks are not to be trusted or is FEMA camp a fat free facility?
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Depends. Have you lost 50lbs yet?
5/28/2023 9:19:39 PM EDT
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Depends. Have you lost 50lbs yet?
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Do I qualify as kitchen help since skinny cooks are not to be trusted or is FEMA camp a fat free facility?


Depends. Have you lost 50lbs yet?


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5/28/2023 9:21:52 PM EDT
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Depends. Have you lost 50lbs yet?
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5/29/2023 5:30:37 AM EDT
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Depends. Have you lost 50lbs yet?
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Do I qualify as kitchen help since skinny cooks are not to be trusted or is FEMA camp a fat free facility?


Depends. Have you lost 50lbs yet?


Harsh. But fair.
5/30/2023 7:56:37 AM EDT
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Right after Keystone gets done will open this to all Cola Vets.
5/30/2023 2:50:58 PM EDT
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So don't bother doing well at Keystone, it'll just tire you out.
5/30/2023 9:18:10 PM EDT
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Well shit, I should call my divorce attorney...
5/31/2023 7:26:27 AM EDT
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Well shit, I should call my divorce attorney...
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Right after Keystone gets done will open this to all Cola Vets.

Well shit, I should call my divorce attorney...
  Don't be a pussy scroe. We pulled off CW 3 on Mother's Day weekend and nobody got divorced. Although CW 6 was a trigger event in my eventual divorce. So there's that.
5/31/2023 7:36:00 AM EDT
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  Don't be a pussy scroe. We pulled off CW 3 on Mother's Day weekend and nobody got divorced. Although CW 6 was a trigger event in my eventual divorce. So there's that.
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Hahaha.
Lets see if I make it in first, then I can set that bridge on fire...
6/2/2023 11:34:58 PM EDT
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Was out swimming in the river with the kiddos, went a bit downstream and found the rotting husk of last years float. Two seats were still inflated, the rest of the enormous mass was covered in algae sludge, dragging in rags beneath the rapids, it looked like the physical manifestation of someone right after their run.

It was beautiful.
6/8/2023 4:07:32 PM EDT
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The river elevation was rising fast last year. I was worried we were going to lose more than just the raft.
6/8/2023 5:10:01 PM EDT
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The river elevation was rising fast last year. I was worried we were going to lose more than just the raft.
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It was getting precarious it seemed.
6/8/2023 6:11:51 PM EDT
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It was getting precarious it seemed.
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Not gonna lie, I got out and went back across because I was getting worried. It rose over a foot in an hour.
6/8/2023 8:25:33 PM EDT
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Not gonna lie, I got out and went back across because I was getting worried. It rose over a foot in an hour.
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And yet it was a pale shadow of the true death river.

Maybe this year!
6/8/2023 9:16:12 PM EDT
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Engrave onto 80% lower as prize, or no?
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6/8/2023 9:20:58 PM EDT
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Do it...
6/8/2023 9:32:28 PM EDT
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And yet it was a pale shadow of the true death river.

Maybe this year!
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Not gonna lie, I got out and went back across because I was getting worried. It rose over a foot in an hour.


And yet it was a pale shadow of the true death river.

Maybe this year!


The fact that no one was rescued via helicopter that year is testament to the power of Cola Warrior.
6/9/2023 7:46:24 AM EDT
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The fact that no one was rescued via helicopter that year is testament to the power of Cola Warrior.
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The fact that no one was listed as missing and later recovered after a weeklong search is a testament to the power of Cola Warrior...
6/9/2023 8:02:55 AM EDT
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I might have to engrave that on my body, would look great in ink.
6/9/2023 1:47:29 PM EDT
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I might have to engrave that on my body, would look great in ink.
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Historically that's a great way to get a run slot.
6/9/2023 2:39:19 PM EDT
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I might have to engrave that on my body, would look great in ink.
Historically that's a great way to get a run slot.

Seems reasonable.
Here, hold your arm under my laser. Hold still!
6/9/2023 4:05:41 PM EDT
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Seems reasonable.
Here, hold your arm under my laser. Hold still!
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Bring laser to SE. I will try it.
6/9/2023 4:11:21 PM EDT
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Bring laser to SE. I will try it.
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I actually watched a YouTube video od someone doing that. They had a black sleeve. Used the laser to remove the ink. Looked painful.
6/9/2023 6:23:38 PM EDT
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I'd be surprised if this hasn't already been tried. Texas 3 maybe?
6/9/2023 6:27:32 PM EDT
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I'd be surprised if this hasn't already been tried. Texas 3 maybe?
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It has been at Classic years ago, it didnt work.

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