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8/6/2020 3:35:01 PM EDT
[#1]
It’s in Alaska.

Beggars can’t be choosers.
8/6/2020 3:35:18 PM EDT
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I wasn't the only one he demanded pics from.just blows me away at some of the people in this world will white knight a person that they don't even know just because they have a pussy
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Objection:  possession of said pussy has not been independently verified.
8/6/2020 3:39:46 PM EDT
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When a woman says " kids come first" it means she's has parents that usually take care of the kids, she had a substance abuse problem, and will fuck you like a porn star on the first date.
8/6/2020 3:41:30 PM EDT
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When a woman says " kids come first" it means she's has parents that usually take care of the kids, she had a substance abuse problem, and will fuck you like a porn star on the first date.
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To be more honest, the ad's should read 'Cum first, kids.''

Art least the poor guy would have a better heads up.
8/6/2020 3:44:18 PM EDT
[#5]
The crazy is strong with that one.

Make sure you use a burner phone, don't tell her your real name and don't take her to your place.

You've been warned.
8/6/2020 3:53:01 PM EDT
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shockingly accurate
8/6/2020 3:54:51 PM EDT
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Kids aside... anytime "I'm not here for a hook up" has appeared in a woman's profile, I've fucked them on the 1st date.
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yeah, it's been my experience that if she says that the odds of blowing her back out on the 1st date is pretty high
8/6/2020 3:58:13 PM EDT
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Is she into butt stuff? If not, she should really check into it. That and learn to swallow. May keep her from having #5
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hell naw

i'm gonna put #5 - 8 in her
8/6/2020 4:00:30 PM EDT
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You would have to fatten her up to post picks in BOTD (buffalo of the day).
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hahahaha buffaloooooooo


so true
8/6/2020 4:00:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Apart from access to her holes occasionally what does she offer?

She does offer more than holes yes?
8/6/2020 4:00:45 PM EDT
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They always do...
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She will find her schmuck.

They always do...


BEING A SIMP IS KING SHIT

who doesn't want to raise Tyrone's, Quantrell's, Ja'trell's and Da'trell's kids for them?

@PraesidiumFabrica
8/6/2020 4:08:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Since everyone is all up in arms, I deleted it.  Jesus.
8/6/2020 4:16:09 PM EDT
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Um, I thought you said she wasn’t fat?
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https://i.imgur.com/Yf1q53i.jpg

as of July 31st, according to her


Um, I thought you said she wasn’t fat?


on POF she's not fat
8/6/2020 4:17:17 PM EDT
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She fucks and you can't get her more preggers.

Fat chicks are great for pussy farts. Pile driver that poon.

arfcom should have a hoggin' competition on Fridays.
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so that's why everyone's got wizard eyes and thermals..."hog" hunting
8/6/2020 4:21:17 PM EDT
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Portland Tinder.

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Fuck sake mods ban stick please
8/6/2020 4:23:18 PM EDT
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Just think, you could be wearing her out in her section 8 master bedroom, when the door creaks open slightly....you both rush to cover up as a little voice says "are you my new daddy?"
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I drank the last juice box once.

The next day she texted me and was super pissed off.

8/6/2020 4:23:34 PM EDT
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I'd consider smearing grape jelly on my asshole and crawling around bear territory on my elbows and knees before I'd consider mounting that walking advertisement for forced sterilization.
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8/6/2020 4:24:14 PM EDT
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BEING A SIMP IS KING SHIT

who doesn't want to raise Tyrone's, Quantrell's, Ja'trell's and Da'trell's kids for them?

@PraesidiumFabrica
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She will find her schmuck.

They always do...


BEING A SIMP IS KING SHIT

who doesn't want to raise Tyrone's, Quantrell's, Ja'trell's and Da'trell's kids for them?

@PraesidiumFabrica



8/6/2020 4:29:12 PM EDT
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@RDak

no, that's not unusual for POF

the number of kids is an outlier (and her being pregnant but already single again), but her attitude is pretty common
8/6/2020 4:30:42 PM EDT
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Portland Tinder.

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Ban
8/6/2020 4:31:30 PM EDT
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Ban
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Portland Tinder.

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Ban


i feel like kms after seeing that
8/6/2020 4:31:57 PM EDT
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Whenever I see a woman's photo on a dating site? I always try to keep in mind that this was the best of 12 photos she took, from that best angle
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https://i.imgur.com/Yf1q53i.jpg

as of July 31st, according to her



Whenever I see a woman's photo on a dating site? I always try to keep in mind that this was the best of 12 photos she took, from that best angle


and filters/edited

don't forget those!
8/6/2020 4:32:56 PM EDT
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IVe seen Canadian women, they’re fine
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Bro, are the pickings really that slim in Canadia?


No, that’s one if the worst examples in Canada...


IVe seen Canadian women, they’re fine


@midcap

POF women are POF women, doesn't matter if in the US or in Canada
8/6/2020 4:33:20 PM EDT
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OP, you should message her and invite her to join ARFCOM to engage in the thread! Tell her there's an fried pie and a bag of pork cracklins in it for her.
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8/6/2020 4:37:44 PM EDT
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Seeing some of the girls on dating sites in canada by my coast? Absolutely will admit I caught the maplefever pretty good.
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Bro, are the pickings really that slim in Canadia?


No, that’s one if the worst examples in Canada...


IVe seen Canadian women, they’re fine


Seeing some of the girls on dating sites in canada by my coast? Absolutely will admit I caught the maplefever pretty good.




@Foxnews_FTW

don't get the beetus, bud!
8/6/2020 4:41:30 PM EDT
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So has OP actually had convos with this chick? Or is he just posting her trashy ass pics? lol
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HELL YEAH BROTHER

me and her are getting hitched this weekend

gonna be livestreaming it, any stream donations would be greatly appreciated
8/6/2020 4:41:32 PM EDT
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possibly up to 4 saved games

very cool! who doesn't want 4 used games with their new console?
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One of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet...

I refused to date any ‘single moms’, wished I heard this line back in my dating days, cuz I would have used it.
8/6/2020 4:43:35 PM EDT
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One of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet...

I refused to date any ‘single moms’, wished I heard this line back in my dating days, cuz I would have used it.
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possibly up to 4 saved games

very cool! who doesn't want 4 used games with their new console?


One of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet...

I refused to date any ‘single moms’, wished I heard this line back in my dating days, cuz I would have used it.


'new' last gen console

do you think Tyrone, Quantrell, Ja'trell and Da'trell will buy me games for my Nintendo Switch?
8/6/2020 4:49:14 PM EDT
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'new' last gen console

do you think Tyrone, Quantrell, Ja'trell and Da'trell will buy me games for my Nintendo Switch?
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8/6/2020 4:49:28 PM EDT
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Portland Tinder.

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What's her last name?  Beast?
8/6/2020 4:50:59 PM EDT
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She's good looking. Just a lot of baggage. Someone else's baggage.
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https://i.imgur.com/Yf1q53i.jpg

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She's good looking. Just a lot of baggage. Someone else's baggage.


Wat
8/6/2020 4:51:43 PM EDT
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and filters/edited

don't forget those!
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Don’t forget the gallon of war paint either.
8/6/2020 4:55:24 PM EDT
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Portland Tinder.

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8/6/2020 4:59:23 PM EDT
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Since everyone is all up in arms, I deleted it.  Jesus.
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Well now we know why the Fed's start beating them with sticks when they get within arms reach.  I bet they can't even find a Marine that wants to party with them.
8/6/2020 5:02:28 PM EDT
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ngl

if i had a gun to my head and had to choose between the Beast of Portland and the mommy-of-4, i'd fuck the mommy-of-4

or take the W and go home to Jesus
8/6/2020 5:02:55 PM EDT
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Why?  How is it any different from the guy posting pics of the other lady?  How did I offend you today?
8/6/2020 5:04:06 PM EDT
[#37]
Back in my day when I was on POF we used to call it Plenty of Freaks....because that's all that were on there for women, a bunch of freaks.
8/6/2020 5:07:00 PM EDT
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Well now we know why the Fed's start beating them with sticks when they get within arms reach.  I bet they can't even find a Marine that wants to party with them.
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Since everyone is all up in arms, I deleted it.  Jesus.



Well now we know why the Fed's start beating them with sticks when they get within arms reach.  I bet they can't even find a Marine that wants to party with them.


I always miss the good stuff.
8/6/2020 5:09:54 PM EDT
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I always miss the good stuff.
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No you were spared.

Though if you really care to you can click a quoted link....

8/6/2020 5:11:07 PM EDT
[#40]
Well you know she puts out
you probably don't have to wear a condom
plus
you can't get her more pregnant

go for it
8/6/2020 5:11:59 PM EDT
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I might add that you better be 6'4+, have a 10" schlong, and make well into 6 figures to even quality to read that ad.
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that's what every single mom deserves
All Chads want to wife up a fatty who already has 87 kids by 87 different men
8/6/2020 5:16:09 PM EDT
[#42]
She'll find her cuck white night that will support her, they always do.
8/6/2020 5:17:54 PM EDT
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This is a strange place.  GD can be disgusted by a solid 6/7 women, but in the BOTD forum the leg humpers come out in force for the 4’s.
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But isnt it against CoC to say what you really feel in BOTD? Just sayin....
8/6/2020 5:20:39 PM EDT
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Maybe not small tits, but after three pregnancies they've lost their shape and become flat.  If she tries, she should be able to get several incel orbiters to pool their money buy her a better pair of tits.
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Women like her have ruined several great subreddits. Used to have chicks that got off on sharing pics, now it's tons of fat, ugly thots with "check out my onlyfans!".
8/6/2020 5:22:07 PM EDT
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Back in my day when I was on POF we used to call it Plenty of Freaks....because that's all that were on there for women, a bunch of freaks.
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the more things change, the more POF stays the same

I was last on POF in 2016/2017, and it's the same as it was then
8/6/2020 5:22:40 PM EDT
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She's good looking. .
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
8/6/2020 5:23:16 PM EDT
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Been on POF for a couple of days, and came across the following in a woman's profile
(she's in her late 20's IIRC, average looking, not fat if her pics are to be believed)

https://i.imgur.com/n6wfWxF.jpg

She wants a relationship.

She seems like a queen, a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Should I FO?

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She's not looking for a hookup? Translation: "I'm done fucking for fun, I want you to pick up the pieces, NOT have sex, and take care of me and my ill-behaved brood."

[ETA] The sad thing is that some idiot is going to go for that package.
8/6/2020 5:23:21 PM EDT
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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She's good looking. .


What the fuck is wrong with you?


Alaska man
8/6/2020 5:24:21 PM EDT
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Well you know she puts out
you probably don't have to wear a condom
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you can't get her more pregnant

go for it
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Aaand if you are considering it, you probably cant get any more herps either.
8/6/2020 5:25:42 PM EDT
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OP, you should message her and invite her to join ARFCOM to engage in the thread! Tell her there's an fried pie and a bag of pork cracklins in it for her.





Well.... HALF a bag of pork cracklin's.  

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