[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ok, who is this? (Page 7 of 8)
 We got your back, wingnutx, we got your back.
Dear Walking Stereotype,
Dude, your mom's basement? That cannot be true. When we first read your plea for advice, we were certain that it must be fake. It's like you took two stereotypes of total loser slackers personified and smooshed them together. Mom's basement. And cats. For whom you want food stamps. Do you dress them in little outfits, too? All fancy boy and dandified and such? What's worse, back into your mom's basement. Did she have your Star Wars sheets at the ready to put back on what we are certain is your twin bed? Clearly, nothing larger is necessary; you aren't going to score with the ladies in Mommy's basement. With your cats. Who are the only pussies you'll be seeing any time soon. While it seems to be to your credit that you did not squander away money and get yourself into debt for an attempted 'career' in, say, jazz flute, it is a bit confusing as to how one possibly has $87,000 in student loans for printer repair school. Ever hear of Devry or ITT Tech? On the plus side, well done on that whole printing out your 99% screed instead of scrawling it out in nearly indecipherable writing like the rest of your fellow travelers. You've managed to keep your own printer in excellent repair!
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We got your back, wingnutx, we got your back.
Dear Walking Stereotype,
Dude, your mom's basement? That cannot be true. When we first read your plea for advice, we were certain that it must be fake. It's like you took two stereotypes of total loser slackers personified and smooshed them together. Mom's basement. And cats. For whom you want food stamps. Do you dress them in little outfits, too? All fancy boy and dandified and such? What's worse, back into your mom's basement. Did she have your Star Wars sheets at the ready to put back on what we are certain is your twin bed? Clearly, nothing larger is necessary; you aren't going to score with the ladies in Mommy's basement. With your cats. Who are the only pussies you'll be seeing any time soon. While it seems to be to your credit that you did not squander away money and get yourself into debt for an attempted 'career' in, say, jazz flute, it is a bit confusing as to how one possibly has $87,000 in student loans for printer repair school. Ever hear of Devry or ITT Tech? On the plus side, well done on that whole printing out your 99% screed instead of scrawling it out in nearly indecipherable writing like the rest of your fellow travelers. You've managed to keep your own printer in excellent repair! Like a fish that spits out the hook only to go back and swallow it whole. unreal. 
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I fear you're going to become the poster boy for Obama's job act And that is when all of us reveal the truth behind it all.  he could be the next Joe the plumber Fuck that noise. you need an agent I"ll take the case, "Pro bono publico", of course my fee is free. Mister Wingnutx, I cannot promise you that you will not feel the wrath of an NJP, however, a Captains Mast may be in your future. Not to worry though, I did indeed sleep at a Holiday Inn Express. 
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Found some more....
Could the OP compile all the links to the original post? http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Are-You-Part-of-the-99-Percent http://twittorati.com/link/6339629 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2788335/posts?q=1&;page=51 http://www.volnation.com/forum/politics/140236-occupy-_______-rallies-5.html http://popsins.tumblr.com/ http://nhpoliticaltrough.com/blog/2011/10/05/occupy-boston-nh-insider-oct-04-2011/ http://fmtalk1065.com/index.php/blog/ http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1938825&forum_id=12&page=last It's getting a little more surly now; I've seen at least three people that suggest he eat his cats...
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http://angrywhitedude.com/2011/10/libtards-of-the-week-the-unwashed-wall-street-imoocher-protesters/
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http://angrywhitedude.com/2011/10/libtards-of-the-week-the-unwashed-wall-street-imoocher-protesters/ More epicer and epicer by the moment. "I see you are wearing a union shirt from Arizona. Did you actually work or did the local union thug give you the shirt for the march?" haha fantastic |
yet more....Lulz.... 
http://illuminatiguzzisti.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?p=263160& |
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Quoted: Found some more.... Could the OP compile all the links to the original post? http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Are-You-Part-of-the-99-Percent http://twittorati.com/link/6339629 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2788335/posts?q=1&;page=51 http://www.volnation.com/forum/politics/140236-occupy-_______-rallies-5.html http://popsins.tumblr.com/ http://nhpoliticaltrough.com/blog/2011/10/05/occupy-boston-nh-insider-oct-04-2011/ http://fmtalk1065.com/index.php/blog/ http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1938825&forum_id=12&page=last Here are the ones I've found so far. http://minx.cc/?post=322223 http://theregularguybelieves.blogspot.com/2011/10/what-left-wants-redux.html http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/post/11037199006/i-am-an-unemployed-printer-repairman-with-87-000 http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Are-You-Part-of-the-99-Percent http://angrywhitedude.com/2011/10/libtards-of-the-week-the-unwashed-wall-street-imoocher-protesters/ http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=18008912 http://nhpoliticaltrough.com/blog/2011/10/05/occupy-boston-nh-insider-oct-04-2011/ http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=46683 http://shtf411.com/revolution-411-f104-p140810.html |
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Found some more....
Could the OP compile all the links to the original post? http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Are-You-Part-of-the-99-Percent http://twittorati.com/link/6339629 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2788335/posts?q=1&;page=51 http://www.volnation.com/forum/politics/140236-occupy-_______-rallies-5.html http://popsins.tumblr.com/ http://nhpoliticaltrough.com/blog/2011/10/05/occupy-boston-nh-insider-oct-04-2011/ http://fmtalk1065.com/index.php/blog/ http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1938825&forum_id=12&page=last Here are the ones I've found so far. http://minx.cc/?post=322223 http://theregularguybelieves.blogspot.com/2011/10/what-left-wants-redux.html http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/post/11037199006/i-am-an-unemployed-printer-repairman-with-87-000 http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Are-You-Part-of-the-99-Percent http://angrywhitedude.com/2011/10/libtards-of-the-week-the-unwashed-wall-street-imoocher-protesters/ http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=18008912 http://nhpoliticaltrough.com/blog/2011/10/05/occupy-boston-nh-insider-oct-04-2011/ http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=46683 http://shtf411.com/revolution-411-f104-p140810.html Has anybody figured out its a joke yet? |
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Has anybody figured out its a joke yet? Almost every thread has posts explaining it is a parody/joke. But just like GD here, people don't read follow-up posts before posting their opinion on the repairman, so each thread grows, even after the truth is there. If you actually read it. |
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Quoted: yet more....Lulz.... http://i55.tinypic.com/24cd2f4.jpg http://illuminatiguzzisti.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?p=263160& I didn't know that you could use an armor's wrench to fix a copier! |
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this one takes the cake. http://michaelgraham.com/files/media/image/WindowsLiveWriter/JoinTheREAL99_D36C/99%20mcdonalds_thumb.jpg Here's his youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/boogie2988 |
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Glenn Beck just read this on air!!!!! I heard it, it was fucking Epic!  Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELwW7hinGZc - 5:40 mark |
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Glenn Beck just read this on air!!!!! I heard it, it was fucking Epic! Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELwW7hinGZc - 5:40 mark 
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Google "unemployed printer repairman" and note all the hits.
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We have a member here who has his girlfriend in that (fucking) horse mask in his avatar. I forget who it is. Anyone? |
someone buy this man a beer!
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You sir, have achieved Level 99% God status. There are no more crops on this Arffarm to plow, seed, or harvest, no more requesting for items on Arfville. |
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Found some more....
Could the OP compile all the links to the original post? http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Are-You-Part-of-the-99-Percent http://twittorati.com/link/6339629 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2788335/posts?q=1&;page=51 http://www.volnation.com/forum/politics/140236-occupy-_______-rallies-5.html http://popsins.tumblr.com/ http://nhpoliticaltrough.com/blog/2011/10/05/occupy-boston-nh-insider-oct-04-2011/ http://fmtalk1065.com/index.php/blog/ http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1938825&forum_id=12&page=last Here are the ones I've found so far. http://minx.cc/?post=322223 http://theregularguybelieves.blogspot.com/2011/10/what-left-wants-redux.html http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/post/11037199006/i-am-an-unemployed-printer-repairman-with-87-000 http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Are-You-Part-of-the-99-Percent http://angrywhitedude.com/2011/10/libtards-of-the-week-the-unwashed-wall-street-imoocher-protesters/ http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=18008912 http://nhpoliticaltrough.com/blog/2011/10/05/occupy-boston-nh-insider-oct-04-2011/ http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=46683 http://shtf411.com/revolution-411-f104-p140810.html Has anybody figured out its a joke yet? Surprisingly, no. I have heard the sad tale from cow-orkers. I try to look sad. OPSEC you know. It is really an education. In what? I have no idea, but it is interesting beyond funny.
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Quoted: Yea, I almost crashed into someone laughing as soon as I heard 'printer repair man' Quoted: Quoted: Glenn Beck just read this on air!!!!! I heard it, it was fucking Epic! Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELwW7hinGZc - 5:40 mark Glen and Pat have mentioned 'cat food stamps' more then a few times since.  |
