[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Just a girl trying on jeans (Page 2 of 3)
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that is a nice ass for 5'2" if it were a small/medium instead of XS it would be much nicer. women this weekend was about 5'1" and had at least a large jean, but with a tiny waist. I legit thought she had work done. But she didnt at all, just gifted by god being a total fucking PAWG smoke show Like it was epic....when I firstr saw it, I was speechless |
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Quoted: Yeah… about that. I dated a horse chick once. She was also an avid shooter. Participated in cowboy action shooting and other events. Knew her way around an AR like a damn marine. Swore like one too. So there we are in bed one day with her sitting on my face. That was the moment I discovered avid riders are prone to getting hemorrhoids. I’d never seen them before. But there they were, looking like big purplish blue rubber bands hanging from her cutter right at the tip of my nose. Gotta be careful with the horse chicks. Try to get a glimpse in the ol’ medicine cabinet to see if they have Preparation H before they use your face for a saddle. You sure she didn’t just eat a bunch of purple cabbage and not wipe real well? You should have bit one. |
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Quoted: No doubt she is hot but I still prefer the low cut versions.... https://i.ibb.co/1rdR3yD/jeans.jpg Same, I don't get the high rise/mom jeans look for young women. And someone needs to send her a box full of different bras for her to try on and review. |
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Quoted: You sure she didn’t just eat a bunch of purple cabbage and not wipe real well? You should have bit one. Quoted: Quoted: Yeah… about that. I dated a horse chick once. She was also an avid shooter. Participated in cowboy action shooting and other events. Knew her way around an AR like a damn marine. Swore like one too. So there we are in bed one day with her sitting on my face. That was the moment I discovered avid riders are prone to getting hemorrhoids. I’d never seen them before. But there they were, looking like big purplish blue rubber bands hanging from her cutter right at the tip of my nose. Gotta be careful with the horse chicks. Try to get a glimpse in the ol’ medicine cabinet to see if they have Preparation H before they use your face for a saddle. You sure she didn’t just eat a bunch of purple cabbage and not wipe real well? You should have bit one. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 
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Quoted: Yeah… about that. I dated a horse chick once. She was also an avid shooter. Participated in cowboy action shooting and other events. Knew her way around an AR like a damn marine. Swore like one too. So there we are in bed one day with her sitting on my face. That was the moment I discovered avid riders are prone to getting hemorrhoids. I’d never seen them before. But there they were, looking like big purplish blue rubber bands hanging from her cutter right at the tip of my nose. Gotta be careful with the horse chicks. Try to get a glimpse in the ol’ medicine cabinet to see if they have Preparation H before they use your face for a saddle. What they smell like? Be descriptive. |
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Quoted: I met a barrel racer this past weekend who is also a nurse. She had the hot part of the scale going, not sure of the crazy factor. It might be some kind of off the chart type of thing. Quoted: Quoted: Horse chicks are hot. I met a barrel racer this past weekend who is also a nurse. She had the hot part of the scale going, not sure of the crazy factor. It might be some kind of off the chart type of thing. Was she a redhead? |
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Quoted: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. https://c.tenor.com/Ueya_tSVUv4AAAAM/were-not-friends-george-zax.gif Attached File |
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I see some of you guys missed out on girls wearing Rocky jeans in the 80s. 
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Quoted: Quoted: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. https://c.tenor.com/Ueya_tSVUv4AAAAM/were-not-friends-george-zax.gif /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/200-565.gif After I told my brother that story he started playing this song around me.  The Spinners - Rubberband Man, on Midnight Special in 1976 Seriously... Listen to the lyrics at 1:43. |
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Fat ass but nice face lol |
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Quoted: No doubt she is hot but I still prefer the low cut versions.... https://i.ibb.co/1rdR3yD/jeans.jpg In a fucking heartbeat. I could break her. |
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Quoted: Yeah… about that. I dated a horse chick once. She was also an avid shooter. Participated in cowboy action shooting and other events. Knew her way around an AR like a damn marine. Swore like one too. So there we are in bed one day with her sitting on my face. That was the moment I discovered avid riders are prone to getting hemorrhoids. I’d never seen them before. But there they were, looking like big purplish blue rubber bands hanging from her cutter right at the tip of my nose. Gotta be careful with the horse chicks. Try to get a glimpse in the ol’ medicine cabinet to see if they have Preparation H before they use your face for a saddle. I dated one for a year. Her ass was amazing. No hemorrhoids. Slim waist. Lean. Fit. And was maybe a AA cup. Was a sad moment when that padded bra came off. Fuck you Victoria’s Secret and the “bombshell” bra. Yes. That was the name of it. Fucking false advertising. Made her toys like like a very full B teetering on C. Absolutely bullshit. Like the wonder-bra. Take it off and you wonder where they went. |
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Quoted: Yeah… about that. I dated a horse chick once. She was also an avid shooter. Participated in cowboy action shooting and other events. Knew her way around an AR like a damn marine. Swore like one too. So there we are in bed one day with her sitting on my face. That was the moment I discovered avid riders are prone to getting hemorrhoids. I’d never seen them before. But there they were, looking like big purplish blue rubber bands hanging from her cutter right at the tip of my nose. Gotta be careful with the horse chicks. Try to get a glimpse in the ol’ medicine cabinet to see if they have Preparation H before they use your face for a saddle. There's a reason this is in every country farmhouse bathroom of the dairy belt.  |
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Quoted: I met a barrel racer this past weekend who is also a nurse. She had the hot part of the scale going, not sure of the crazy factor. It might be some kind of off the chart type of thing. DON'T LOOK AT HER BARE FEET! I dated a barrel racer, and that wiry bitch had some ugly feet. Horses like to stomp on people's feet, apparently. Ugly. So ugly, those toes. |
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Quoted: I met a barrel racer this past weekend who is also a nurse. She had the hot part of the scale going, not sure of the crazy factor. It might be some kind of off the chart type of thing. Quoted: Quoted: Horse chicks are hot. I met a barrel racer this past weekend who is also a nurse. She had the hot part of the scale going, not sure of the crazy factor. It might be some kind of off the chart type of thing. You have no idea..... 
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