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8/23/2019 4:58:08 PM EDT
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Boil noodles.  Open jar of ragu.

Its not rocket science, unlike brisket.
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He asked how to make spaghetti, not crap.

8/23/2019 5:02:10 PM EDT
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Boil noodles.  Open jar of ragu.

Its not rocket science, unlike brisket.
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If we wanted to cook scientifically, we'd be baking
8/23/2019 5:03:55 PM EDT
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Quick and easy?

BBQ up some spicy and mild Italian sausage.

Dump a can of Prego into a pot.

Fry up some thin cut onions and mushrooms into butter.

When translucent, pour into Prego.

Cut up the sausage and place into the pot with the Prego.

Simmer at low heat for 45 minutes.

Buy local french bread garlic bread, heat and serve.

Boil up spaghetti, add to the pot of Prego or else place spaghetti on plate and pour Prego sauce ov it.

Eat and enjoy.
8/23/2019 5:07:32 PM EDT
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Whenever I'm tasked with spaghetti, it always turns into making chili.

Although it pisses wife off, kids prefer spaghetti "dad's way".

Good actual suggestions for spaghetti, but FU carrots and I never add sugar to sauce.
8/23/2019 5:08:32 PM EDT
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Because they add sweetness, and cut the acidity of the tomatoes. They're fished out when it's done.
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Don't forget to use D.O.P certified San Marzano tomatoes. I pulse them three or four times real quick in a food processor.

~5-6 hours later:

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Add noodles.
Carrots do not belong in spaghetti or lasagna.  Cannot understand why people do that.  Bleah...
Because they add sweetness, and cut the acidity of the tomatoes. They're fished out when it's done.
Plus carrots are part of the foundation of a proper Bolognese!

I'm also guessing the majority of Prego responses I see in here are people actually being serious; like lipstick on a pig.
8/23/2019 5:34:43 PM EDT
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Sauce is covered, for garlic bread take some spreadable butter (Country Crock) . Add garlic powder, salt (not much), parsley, and stir it all together.

Spread mixture over bread. Brown in oven. Take the break out and sprinkle some paprika on it.

Put into face.
8/23/2019 5:37:33 PM EDT
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Make your own. That crap from a jar is always too sweet tasting.

Buy canned WHOLE peeled tomatoes and blend them. If you can find San Marzano tomatoes those would be ideal but it's not a deal breaker by any means.

For the meat make some meatballs and/or brown some Italian sausage then drop it in the sauce and let it simmer for an hour. Cook the sauce for a few hours prior to adding the meat.

For the meatballs a 50/50 mix of beef and pork will do. The veal that many recipes use doesn't really add anything to the meatball besides price.
8/23/2019 5:43:50 PM EDT
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The only thing worse than most jarred sauces is that sawdust in a can that people think is Parmesan cheese. Freshly grated or skip it.
8/23/2019 5:45:55 PM EDT
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I prefer macaroni over spaghetti.

However, for long pasta, I do like Buccatini, Angel Hair, and Fettucini.

Here's a pot of gravy on the stove (with meatballs, sausage, and pork neck bones) and the finished product with Rigatoni and garlic bread.



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8/23/2019 5:46:14 PM EDT
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The only thing worse than most jarred sauces is that sawdust in a can that people think is Parmesan cheese. Freshly grated or skip it.
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Pecorino > Parmesan

Locatelli FTW
8/23/2019 5:47:14 PM EDT
[#11]
First, start off by starting some pink brandywine heirloom tomato seeds on your front porch in February.......
8/23/2019 5:54:18 PM EDT
[#12]
I don’t. Long pastas annoy me because they’re a pain in the ass to eat.
8/23/2019 5:57:43 PM EDT
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Same here with the exception of Bucatini. So good.

We mostly use gemelli, penne, or cavatelli for Sunday dinner.
8/23/2019 6:00:12 PM EDT
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Who has the best spaghetti recipe? With meat...

What about garlic bread?

I need to impress the girlfriend tonight.

Thanks GD.
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Kraft tangy Italian spaghetti kit and ground beef. Can of tomato sauce and can of paste. Easy. Add garlic basil and red pepper if you like
8/23/2019 6:02:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Da fuq is with the Prego and Ragu BS?

Barrilla, Classico, Newman's Own. Either of those are great sauces. Don't skimp on the sauce or the pasta, saving a whole dollar on a box of pasta and a jar of shitty ketchup ain't gonna win you any favors from your girlfriend.
8/23/2019 6:06:24 PM EDT
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What's with all the tomato sauce recipes in this thread? The OP asked for spaghetti, which is a type of noodle. Open the package and boil according to package directions - unless you make your pasta fresh.
8/23/2019 6:07:55 PM EDT
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What's with all the tomato sauce recipes in this thread? The OP asked for spaghetti, which is a type of noodle. Open the package and boil according to package directions - unless you make your pasta fresh.
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8/23/2019 6:09:51 PM EDT
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What's with all the tomato sauce recipes in this thread? The OP asked for spaghetti, which is a type of noodle. Open the package and boil according to package directions - unless you make your pasta fresh.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/synonymous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti
8/23/2019 6:12:43 PM EDT
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There is a trick to that.. Snap the bunch in half or thirds before you boil it.. If it is still an issue, twirl your fork in a spoon to reel it up.
8/23/2019 6:14:06 PM EDT
[#20]
A good meat sauce takes 2-3 hours to make.
Better get started!
8/23/2019 6:16:27 PM EDT
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Here's something that will blow everyone's mind. tl;dr version: Cook pasta with minimal water, it can even be barely boiling and it'll still come out good. Turns years and years of oft-repeated advice on its head.

https://www.seriouseats.com/2010/05/how-to-cook-pasta-salt-water-boiling-tips-the-food-lab.html
8/23/2019 6:18:26 PM EDT
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It's really very easy, OP:

I tell my wife I want spaghetti...
8/23/2019 6:18:49 PM EDT
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There is a trick to that.. Snap the bunch in half or thirds before you boil it.. If it is still an issue, twirl your fork in a spoon to reel it up.
Breaking spaghetti in half is bad luck.
8/23/2019 6:21:40 PM EDT
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GotDamn!

Put a fucking tablespoon of sugar (or preferably honey) in all of that acidic shit just once.

Thank me later.

ETA: Sorry proto3...you’re doing it right.
8/23/2019 6:32:37 PM EDT
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Make sure you use a quality brand of spaghetti, don't be cheap-skate, the different brands taste different because they use a different flour etc. I would try to make it a few  times like 2-3 before trying to impress someone especially a girl. I make mine "al dente,' this Italian for barely cooked, kind of like medium rare. I would cook it like for 10 mins or so, take out a noodle and eat it, if it doesn't take cooked, try again in 1-2 minutes, you will know when it is cooked. Good luck!
8/23/2019 6:41:26 PM EDT
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I've used a couple of different sorts of jarred sauce.  When a lot younger I did the pasta, browned some italian sausage in a sauce pan, added the sauce, simmered for a while then put it in the big casserole dish and stirred it up.  Amazing how many people were surprised a single guy could do that and asked for the recipe.  Boiled water, cook pasta, drain. heated a sauce pan, don't burn the sausage, open a can, mix then put it together and mix.

It's almost harder to do the pasta.  If you have time, brown the sausage - squeeze it out if the casings first.  I used a little red wine to deglaze some, add the sauce, add stuff, diced tomatoes, maybe some onions, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, unsalted peanuts, diced pineapple, simmer for a while.  OK, no peanuts or pineapple.
8/23/2019 6:43:08 PM EDT
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Ground veal and Newman’s marinara
8/23/2019 6:49:58 PM EDT
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Does thirds bring good luck?
8/23/2019 6:55:01 PM EDT
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Guy posts at 3:38est, for a dinner tonight, probably from work because it was almost 3 for him

And guys are posting recipes that take SIX HOURS

Never change arf
8/23/2019 6:57:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Did you seriously start a thread on how to make spaghetti? It's fucking spaghetti! You boil some water throw some damn spaghetti noodles in it until they're  al dente. It's not fucking rocket science.
8/23/2019 7:01:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Cop onions and garlic.  Saute till lighty browned.  Add sausage (hot or sweet depending on what she likes)  add store bought sauce. (I assume you're not making it from scratch.)  Simmer sauce on low.  Boil water.  Add enough salt so it tastes like the sea.  Boil pasta until al dente.  Add cooked pasta back into the pot and add about a cup of sauce onto the pasta, cook another minute.  Serve with a salad and garlic bread.
8/23/2019 7:16:03 PM EDT
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What do you do to make the spaghetti not clump up when it cools?
Mine is always good right off the stove, but turns into something similar to the shit you find on a Pizza Hut buffet after it cools, and even after it is reheated.
8/23/2019 7:20:05 PM EDT
[#33]
Sorry OP.

Without at least 3 or 4 tries at it, you're gonna screw up.

Be ready for that.
8/23/2019 7:22:00 PM EDT
[#34]
Without beans
8/23/2019 7:22:59 PM EDT
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What do you do to make the spaghetti not clump up when it cools?
Mine is always good right off the stove, but turns into something similar to the shit you find on a Pizza Hut buffet after it cools, and even after it is reheated.
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Add sauce, about a cup.  Stirr it into the pasta and cook it for anothe minute.  No sticking.
8/23/2019 7:23:53 PM EDT
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What do you do to make the spaghetti not clump up when it cools?
Mine is always good right off the stove, but turns into something similar to the shit you find on a Pizza Hut buffet after it cools, and even after it is reheated.
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Only cook the pasta you need right away. Keep the sauce separate. Also, wash the pasta in the colander.
8/23/2019 7:52:28 PM EDT
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Boil noodles until soft, drain.
Open jar of Prego and heat with a can of mushrooms, drained.

Put noodles in a bowl or on a plate, add sauce. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese.

Eat.

That's not so hard but maybe Alton will chime in and give you the whatsup.
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This, but fry up a lb of Italian sausage then add the canned pasta sauce of your choice.
8/23/2019 7:54:25 PM EDT
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Boil noodles.  Open jar of ragu.

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Typical useless fucking texan with not a clue how to actually cook anything but some sit meat for a long time at one temp till the thermometer goes beep. An italian Grandma would probably murder you and feet you to her dog if you tried to make a sauce in her kitchen just to rid herself of your ignorance.
8/23/2019 7:59:05 PM EDT
[#40]
best spaghetti sauce I have found: Classico Traditional Sweet Basil
8/23/2019 8:03:48 PM EDT
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Here's something that will blow everyone's mind. tl;dr version: Cook pasta with minimal water, it can even be barely boiling and it'll still come out good. Turns years and years of oft-repeated advice on its head.

https://www.seriouseats.com/2010/05/how-to-cook-pasta-salt-water-boiling-tips-the-food-lab.html
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Yep. I've known this for a while now.
8/23/2019 8:06:08 PM EDT
[#42]
Tomato sauce should have full mire poix and pancetta.  Cook appropriately and then puree.

Best spaghetti would be noodles cooked in the sauce.
8/23/2019 8:07:20 PM EDT
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Aren't you never supposed to rinse pasta?
8/23/2019 8:14:54 PM EDT
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That actually has a pretty interesting tangy flavor to it.  We have it once in a great while for something a little different.
8/23/2019 8:14:58 PM EDT
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Start your sauce.









Make meatballs







Brown meatballs and add to sauce





Make pasta









Boil until there's some tooth left, then stir some of the sauce and pasta together. Add a cup of pasta water and 2 tbsp butter as well as a half cup parmesan and some diced parsley. Stir together. Add meatballs.

8/23/2019 8:30:38 PM EDT
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Aren't you never supposed to rinse pasta?
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Only cook the pasta you need right away. Keep the sauce separate. Also, wash the pasta in the colander.
Aren't you never supposed to rinse pasta?
Correct!

NEVER rinse pasta!

8/23/2019 8:55:51 PM EDT
[#47]
I make my own fire roasted mater sauce. It is easy.
8/23/2019 9:00:35 PM EDT
[#48]
Our quick, dirty, in a hurry spaghetti (Not making sauce)

1 bell pepper
1 onion
3 sticks celery
Small can petit diced tomatoes

Zap those in food processor and lightly sautee while throwing in a spoon of minced garlic.

Large can of plain jane hunts tomato sauce (Not the pasta sauce one, just plain tomato sauce)

Put that and the veggies in pot on simmer
I put a dash of that Tony Whoever-the-fuck Creole seasoning in.

Brown your pound of beef, add sausage if you like. Drain. Put it in the sauce.

Boil water for noodles. Grab a Ron Jeremy worth. Snap them bitches in half while crying over your inadequate endowment. Blame the onion. Put noodles in water. Boil 11 fucking minutes. Not 12 fucking minutes. Not 11 minutes thirty seconds. Not 10 minutes unless proceeding directly to 11 minutes. 11 is the gawtdam number and the number is eleven.

Drain. Serve.

Tell anyone who doesn t like it that you heard cum damages tastebuds, then shrug your shoulders.
8/23/2019 9:05:43 PM EDT
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Boil noodles until soft, drain.
Open jar of Prego and heat with a can of mushrooms, drained.

Put noodles in a bowl or on a plate, add sauce. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese.

Eat.

That's not so hard but maybe Alton will chime in and give you the whatsup.
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That sounds terrible, one step above heating a can of chef boy r dee up
8/24/2019 12:21:36 PM EDT
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How'd you end up making it OP?

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