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Quoted: We're getting older and the crop of Cola Tots hasn't hit maturity yet. Time to start doing Fortnight dances on TikTak or whatever it is to recruit. Right after we've finished the raisin war. Attached File |
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Quoted: What was the course at Classic? How much failure results in a ban? You have to get at least two obstacles, which I'm pretty sure you are good for the same two obstacles I could breeze through if Im not catastrophicly injured. You can't leave more than two targets un hit. I met this standard shooting the entire course one handed at night. There are two targets that are always completely invisible to all known NV equipment (too much Minovsky particles in the air). I hit all the others. There are a couple other rules but any adult male that fails them should fuck off back to reddit. |
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Quoted: We're getting older and the crop of Cola Tots hasn't hit maturity yet. Time to start doing Fortnight dances on TikTak or whatever it is to recruit. Right after we've finished the raisin war. I brought a recruit. He almost got top 10. I'm not going to teach him shoot though. 
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Your superior genetics cause everyone to believe you're 40 instead of 87. You're the Pai Mei of Cola Warrior. |
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Quoted: I know it's not apples to apples because the swamp is ever changing, but worth noting that RA's time the last 2 years would have beaten all previous renditions of the Colavengers. How many people's half mile time alone was longer than RA's total runtime? Mine. |
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Quoted: One runner is retarded and the other broke his rib and his arm. I don't think RA really wants to enter that competition Quoted: One runner is retarded and the other broke his rib and his arm. I don't think RA really wants to enter that competition Did you see how I injured myself trying to figure out a way to ninja a 3rd obstacle when I normally would be able to breeze through 2 obstacles and not catch a ban? I'm pretty sure that means both night runners were retarded. Quoted: Since all the night runners got bant, will we get a RustedAce sub-10 min. night run next year to show us how it's done? Depending on how well I can rehab my shoulder and also not forget how to shoot on Dale's long range course, I'm going to clean Keystone III and come right back. |
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Quoted: The only time I ran nights it was above 10, I think it was like 13.  Quoted: Quoted: Since all the night runners got bant, will we get a RustedAce sub-10 min. night run next year to show us how it's done? The only time I ran nights it was above 10, I think it was like 13. I'm disappointed. You're 1/3 the time of the next runner during the day; surely you should be able to run under 12 min. at night and be only half the time of the next best day run. |
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Quoted: I'm disappointed. You're 1/3 the time of the next runner during the day; surely you should be able to run under 12 min. at night and be only half the time of the next best day run. Considering he's running the half mile in ~3 minutes, that's going to be really hard to replicate at night. I've never timed a run under nods, but given the trail, that's going to be really hard to run with anywhere close that speed. Same principle applies to everything else. |
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Quoted: Considering he's running the half mile in ~3 minutes, that's going to be really hard to replicate at night. I've never timed a run under nods, but given the trail, that's going to be really hard to run with anywhere close that speed. Same principle applies to everything else. Quoted: Quoted: I'm disappointed. You're 1/3 the time of the next runner during the day; surely you should be able to run under 12 min. at night and be only half the time of the next best day run. Considering he's running the half mile in ~3 minutes, that's going to be really hard to replicate at night. I've never timed a run under nods, but given the trail, that's going to be really hard to run with anywhere close that speed. Same principle applies to everything else. Considering the fact that my one Classic run was probably 5-6x RA's time, I'm just talking shit. |
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Quoted: Did you see how I injured myself trying to figure out a way to ninja a 3rd obstacle when I normally would be able to breeze through 2 obstacles and not catch a ban? I'm pretty sure that means both night runners were retarded. Depending on how well I can rehab my shoulder and also not forget how to shoot on Dale's long range course, I'm going to clean Keystone III and come right back. Attached File |
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Quoted: Considering he's running the half mile in ~3 minutes, that's going to be really hard to replicate at night. I've never timed a run under nods, but given the trail, that's going to be really hard to run with anywhere close that speed. Same principle applies to everything else. Pretty sure he runs just fine at night
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Yes. So like I was saying: Quoted: retarded |