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Posted: 9/6/2008 5:54:36 AM EDT
Was at "Soulful Cup" in Corning yesterday morning and as I left I observed a young male in a yellow t-shirt and a large bandana on his head with a marijuana leaf on it sitting outside the door. He was engaged in an excited conversation with an obvious Corning Inc employee. The young'un was explaining that if Obama were to lose the election then,
" The revolution is coming, man. You won't even know what hit you."

he went on to advise the corporate type,

"you need to get the word out to think about that when your people vote".

He again said that the "revolution" was inevitable if Obama "had the election stolen like the last two". At this point I stopped in front of him and he looked at me. Now, mind you, due to work assignments I look pretty shitty right now. My hair is longer than ever (24 years with a high and tight) and it actually hangs down past my collar, I have a 3-5 day growth all the time and affect HD clothing to keep up the persona. I am what is generally referred to as imposing. My boss was behind me and he is similar in size and dress, he also has 28 years experience doing what we do. The young revolutionary pothead says to me,

"who you votin' for man?"

I looked at him with my most disinterested look and said,

"I'm and old paratrooper, who do you think I'm voting for?".

He says to me that I need to think about it because the "revolution" was coming to my "doorway". I laughed at him and he asked what I found so funny. I told him I really looked forward to any revolution he and his friends could put together and he asked why. I looked dead at him and said;

"It'll be a target rich environment, I love killin' hippies." and walked away.

I did see him later, in the same spot ( found out he's a staffer for Eric Massa, the election office is next door ) and he was just a'glarin. I blew him a kiss. Fuckin' Hippies.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:05:15 AM EDT
[#1]
Way to go brother
I'm right behind ya on that one!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:11:47 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Fuckin' Hippies.


The only worse than bored old hippies (todays limousine liberals), are all these clueless "neo-wannabe hippies".  
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:29:19 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
....
I blew him a kiss. Fuckin' Hippies.

Probably freaked the kid out in more ways that one. Bummer.  
...stupid is as stupid does!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:31:40 AM EDT
[#4]
Well Played.

I had some punk kid do something similar at the NYS Fair this year. My GF's mom owns a yankees apparel stand and one night about 10:30 as everyone was streaming out towards the gate, this 18-19 year old kid with huge puffed out blond hair sporting a marshall amp shirt approaches me while I was leaning behind the stand.

He and his future life partner noticed that i was paying attention to them as they walked by. Earlier in the night I had seen(and heard) him walk by screaming on some young girl. Apparently he had spewed his hate on someone else who promptly told him where he could stick it. He responded by following the young woman and screaming "Vote for Obama!" "Jail Bush!" "Vote Obama!"

He walks up to me and says "Hey man! who are you voting for?"

I caught him by surprise when I told him to get lost. He cocked his head and dropped his shoulders as he took a step back. "Bro, your my age" (Im 28 and he was no older than 19)

I told him to save his breath and if he wanted to be a politician so bad, get on the thruway and head east to Albany.

He again took a step back and righted himself from leaning over towards me.

"4500 dead! for what? Vote Obama!"

He backed up from the stand looked up at the roof to see if he could find a name.

"Whats the name of this stand!" (we dont have any identifying signage other than our merchandise)

The name of our stand is get lost I told him.

He replied screaming, "I hope this fuckin thing burns down! I hope you dont sell another fuckin thing!" as his cumdrunk life partner flashed us the finger.

As he walked away of course he screamed again "Vote Obama!"

Ive never met more rabid, obnoxious people than those who are Obama supporters. You really get the feeling that these "enlightened" kids have been brainwashed into thinking that Obama 08' is an ordination and not an election.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 7:09:06 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

"It'll be a target rich environment, I love killin' hippies." and walked away....


That right thar is pure internet gold, son!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 7:43:16 AM EDT
[#6]
Yeah, I saw some footage of these "revolutionists" from St. Paul.  They were so "strong" until the tear gas canisters started exploding at their feet.

Here is how worried I am.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 11:07:14 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 11:25:49 AM EDT
[#8]
It always amazed me how young people could "look out of the cave and see the problems, but never emerge from it to solve them."  (Check the notes from your ethics classes)


...He again took a step back and righted himself from leaning over towards me.

"4500 dead! for what? Vote Obama!"

If you should happen across this shit-bag again, invite him up to Watertown to stand outside one of the bars and spew his retoric, he WILL most certainly get answers that will make him schitt his pants.  


...I look pretty shitty right now. My hair is longer than ever (24 years with a high and tight) and it actually hangs down past my collar, I have a 3-5 day growth all the time and affect HD clothing to keep up the persona. I am what is generally referred to as imposing.


You're giving the "new" breed of bikers a bad reputation.  
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 11:57:31 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:It always amazed me how young people could "look out of the cave and see the problems, but never emerge from it to solve them."  (Check the notes from your ethics classes)


+250 points for the 'Allegory' reference
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 4:08:28 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:It always amazed me how young people could "look out of the cave and see the problems, but never emerge from it to solve them."  (Check the notes from your ethics classes)


+250 points for the 'Allegory' reference


"Why yes, I do have a College education; would you like frys with that?"  

(thanks for the points)  
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 4:13:52 PM EDT
[#11]
My wife was just telling me about the same hippie at the same coffee shop extholling the virtues of Saint Obama the socialist. I want a bumper sticker made that says:

Hippies...the other white meat.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 4:52:03 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
My wife was just telling me about the same hippie at the same coffee shop extholling the virtues of Saint Obama the socialist. I want a bumper sticker made that says:

Hippies...the other white meat.


I would pay good money for a bumper sticker that said that

Good work on the obamasocialisthippiescumbag.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 5:12:55 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
My wife was just telling me about the same hippie at the same coffee shop extholling the virtues of Saint Obama the socialist. I want a bumper sticker made that says:

Hippies...the other white meat.


I want one that says:

"Obama: The other white candidate for president"
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 5:13:49 PM EDT
[#14]
fucking great...

funny shit here. I have my EBR, and enough to feed it for his "reveloution"
in addition to bullet resistant tac vest from work and MSA mask.
Bring it on tree hugger, that goatee and long hair will make a poor seal on your ebay gas mask, dick...


http://www.democraticstuff.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=7528&Click=39483

link left cold

eta --- oh wait I thought hippies didn't like guns and wanted them all banned. Oh well... looks like they'll be easy to subdue...
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 5:24:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Yet another good example why the voting age should be raised to 30.

Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:08:23 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Yet another good example why the voting age should be raised to 30.



Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:13:00 PM EDT
[#17]
"4500 dead, for what?"

To remove from power the last nazi dictator on the face of the earth. And yes Saddam was a nazi, the bath party is an arab nathional socialist party, hence; nazi.

I just like to tell those fucksticks that I'm "a bitter gun owner".
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 7:08:47 PM EDT
[#18]
Don't believe the hype... not gonna happen.

Billy
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 7:34:28 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yet another good example why the voting age should be raised to 30.





Let me guess...  you're under 30?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 3:35:57 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yet another good example why the voting age should be raised to 30.





Let me guess...  you're under 30?


Well done 762DM

I think you should have to own property and pay taxes to vote.  See how long the welfare state lasts then.
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