So, I heard earlier today on 1010wins radio that there were a few drop-off points set up around the Upper West Side with 18 wheelers to be loaded with donations of hard goods for hurricane relief.
The radio station asked you to drop off diapers, baby formula, canned food, bottled water, blankets and anything and everything that could be of use in hurricane relief efforts.
Looking around my house, I decided the best thing I could drop off would be a half dozen or so SA surplus .223 battlepacks.
I had a vision of how this would go - I walk up to the relief truck, the local TV news filming me to use as background footage for the 11pm human interest coverage:
Me: I'm here to drop off relief supplies
Relief Worker: Great, what are these?
Me: That's 1800 rounds of .223 caliber ammunition for the M16/AR15 family of rifles. I'll need a donation receipt for tax purposes please.
Relief Worker: What? (confusion) Quick, call the cops, this guy's got a gun!
[pause as a member of NY's finest walks over]
Surly NYPD Officer: What is that in the green pouches?
Me: As I explained to the woman, it's ammunition for the relief efforts. I gather from news reports it's in desperately short supply in New Orleans.
Surly NYPD Officer: You can't donate ammo. You can't even have ammo - this is New York City, only the cops can have ammo. [reaching for cuffs]
Me: Really? Let me ask, if New Orleans had that rule, do you think the few remaining law abiding citizens would be able to defend themselves where armed gangs rove and there are no police in sight? Will you guarantee me that you will be on duty to protect me the day the SHTF here in NY and I have to fight my way out of a city in chaos?
[Crickets chirping]
I wonder how the local news would cover this story? Needless to say I didn't make the drop.