If NY'ers Or Any Other People Campaigning For Beta O'Rourke Show Up At Your House.....

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - If NY'ers Or Any Other People Campaigning For Beta O'Rourke Show Up At Your House.....

Posted: 8/10/2022 2:50:38 PM EDT

Waste as much of their time as possible...Then tell them to FUCK OFF.

Posted: 8/10/2022 6:06:28 PM EDT

[#1]

They better be on their best behavior.

Unrelated, leave an air hole in the saran wrap when you politely join them to a lamp post or tree trunk.

Posted: 8/11/2022 9:24:08 AM EDT

[#2]

I'll turn off my Ring doorbell. After that it's no one's business.

Posted: 8/11/2022 6:35:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Put the dogs out on them.

Posted: 8/11/2022 9:39:45 PM EDT

[#4]

Evidently they do not know how much hatred there still is for carpetbaggers and other damn Yankees in this state.

Posted: 8/12/2022 12:50:16 AM EDT

[#5]

I can always tell who's not from the state. Hell, I'm not but I know what the following means!

When a Texan tells someone to "get off my property", there's a very clear event about to happen should you not follow through.

I had to hold this up and tap it against the door for one to get the hint.

Posted: 8/12/2022 8:51:34 AM EDT

[#6]

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Evidently they do not know how much hatred there still is for carpetbaggers and other damn Yankees in this state.

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I moved to Texas from NW Iowa in 1998 and I almost resemble your remark. I am just a Yankee though. Nothing damn about me but I still say to put the dogs on them.

Posted: 8/12/2022 11:07:12 AM EDT

[#7]

Assume their gender(s), offer them extra strong tea (not un-tea), and extol on the value in Matthew 1:1-15

Posted: 8/12/2022 12:01:38 PM EDT

[#8]

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I moved to Texas from NW Iowa in 1998 and I almost resemble your remark. I am just a Yankee though. Nothing damn about me but I still say to put the dogs on them.

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I'm the same. Grew up in the chicago area as a child before dad got us south of the mason dixon line. Although one of my ancestors started Dallas.

Posted: 8/12/2022 6:08:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Offer them to come inside to get out of the Texas heat.

Tell them to have a seat on the sofa, while you lock the door & hand them a Fresca while telling them you are glad they stopped by so you could tell them all about "The Church of the Collective"...

Bigger_Hammer

Posted: 8/12/2022 6:15:12 PM EDT

[#10]

They will melt like Tom & Jerry's ice cream

Posted: 8/12/2022 6:32:08 PM EDT

[#11]

They will never come to my house. There is a work truck with TAMU and NRA stickers on it.

But if they do come, they best be nice. I will treat them like the church folks that come by. I will stand out there and make sure they are in the sun and let the mosquitoes eat them until they give up and leave.

I am a greasy bohonk and the Mosquitoes do not mess with me too much. But that white yankee skin in the Texas sun will eat those fuckers alive while I sit and sweat it out with them. I work in the sun and heat everyday so I will just bide my time.

Posted: 8/17/2022 5:24:12 AM EDT

[#12]

Thinkin the Gonzales and Gadsden flags flying out front is going to dissuade them from visiting...

Posted: 8/19/2022 5:57:41 AM EDT

[#13]

I left the shithole in 2001. there is no freaking way I want that shit here.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - If NY'ers Or Any Other People Campaigning For Beta O'Rourke Show Up At Your House.....

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