The following is a joke and is strickly inteded as a joke and nothing more:


"Whatever you do fellows, DO NOT invite them to the Hun Farm; you’ll never be rid of them."


Now could you please do something about those Texas Tornadoes that have been showing up around here lately?
Three years I spent at Fort Hood and a not a single tornado came close.  Last year a couple of tornadoes decided to drop around to the county to the northeast of the county I live in.  Several houses were destroyed.  And last night another tornado decides to make its presence felt with a couple more homes destroyed not that far down the road again.

Is it too much to ask for a Texas Tornado Roundup?

The way I kept hearing you Texas Guys brag back then it sounds like child’s play to bring back your tornadoes.