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Posted: 8/10/2005 12:23:11 PM EDT
[#1]
Anyone worth shooting is worth shooting twice.
Thank you very much. CMOS 
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Posted: 8/10/2005 12:29:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Boating and Guns don't mix.
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Posted: 8/10/2005 12:36:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Hide the family dog if the police show up.
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Posted: 8/10/2005 12:47:18 PM EDT
[#4]
If you don't like how your Dealer does business, get your own FFL.
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Posted: 8/10/2005 1:35:09 PM EDT
[#5]
if the first one missed there are 29 more left
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Posted: 8/10/2005 2:47:54 PM EDT
[#6]
If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway.
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Posted: 8/10/2005 3:53:12 PM EDT
[#7]
If something with a hoof didn't die, it ain't a real barbecue |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:06:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Chili doesn't have beans.
Slow down cresting hills in the country. There could be a cow on the other side! TC |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:41:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
CMOS 
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:43:02 PM EDT
[#10]
There is room on this planet for all of God's critters........right next to the mashed potatoes and green beans.
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:44:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
NB 
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Posted: 8/10/2005 4:45:40 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't squat with your spurs on.
NB 
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Posted: 8/10/2005 5:29:24 PM EDT
[#13]
if a third shot is required, get a bigger gun and have someone hold your beer  wganz ¶ |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:57:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Don't take anything shorter than a pickup truck to Crowell!
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Posted: 8/10/2005 7:08:41 PM EDT
[#15]
He's as confused as a cow on astroturf. It's so foggy the birds are walkin'. It's so windy we're using a log chain instead of a wind sock. Here's a site with ton's of Texas sayings.. www.listology.com/content_show.cfm/content_id.18061 |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 7:58:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States
can't make it without Texas -Sam Houston |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 8:29:16 PM EDT
[#17]
I hate to say it, but damn, that's funny. 
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Posted: 8/10/2005 10:59:31 PM EDT
[#18]
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight"
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Posted: 8/10/2005 11:30:35 PM EDT
[#19]
Ya'll can go to HELL- I'm going to TEXAS.
-Sam Houston. |
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Posted: 8/11/2005 4:51:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Fixed it for ya'. |
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Posted: 8/11/2005 5:37:23 AM EDT
[#21]
"We hope you enjoyed your visit to Texas...now go home."
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Posted: 8/11/2005 6:01:11 AM EDT
[#22]
So hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs
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Posted: 8/11/2005 12:28:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Never ask a man where he's from. If he's from Texas, he will tell you soon enough. If he's not, no need to embarass him... fullclip
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Posted: 8/11/2005 8:07:01 PM EDT
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Paul Revere? Ain't he the Yankee who had to go for help? -- Old Texas Joke.
(shamelessly swiped and copied from someone else's Sigline) |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 6:52:30 AM EDT
[#25]
NEW YORK CITY?!?!
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:32:59 AM EDT
[#26]
Never trust a goat in a dress.
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:59:12 AM EDT
[#27]
You got a private lesson from him!?!?!?! 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 12:10:20 PM EDT
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It's hotter than a dancing chicken with his ass on fire!
The only reason Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf is Oklahoma SUCKS! 
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Posted: 8/12/2005 6:06:36 PM EDT
[#29]
If shooting a threat, If still a threat...SHOT IT SOME MORE
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Posted: 8/12/2005 6:18:31 PM EDT
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THE #1 USE OF THE BAYONET LUG.....
1. mount bayonet to rifle 2. stick in the ground 3. place beer can/bottle on butt-stock 4. take the necessary piss 5. reverse process and continue shooting |
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Posted: 8/12/2005 10:36:44 PM EDT
[#31]
Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again. Shoot Shovel Shut the hell up.... |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 7:05:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/14/2005 3:33:50 AM EDT
[#33]
Ya'll take it easy. And, if you can get it easy take it twice!!
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Posted: 8/14/2005 3:53:39 AM EDT
[#34]
"Real Texans don't eat green beans"  We eat purple hull peas! All God's creatures have thier place, right next to the fried okra 
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Posted: 8/14/2005 9:37:27 PM EDT
[#35]
If it needs shootin', empty the magazine, reload and assess....
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