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Posted: 3/11/2005 8:23:14 AM EDT
My wife is taking the kids out for a little spring break vacation, so I'm going to be all by my lonesome.
Please save me from the horrible fate which awaits me this weekend: 1) Pruning Crepe Myrtles 2) Mowing the yard. 3) Doing laundry. 4) Cleaning already clean guns.  5) Other assorted tales of domestic terror. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:32:07 AM EDT
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Wanna go make 'em dirty before you clean them again? The Fun show is not this weekend - it's next weekend. I need to buy some flip-up sights for the carbine.... just in case the EOTech goes TU. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 10:39:42 AM EDT
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I get to do all of that PLUS plant two 25 gallon Red Maple trees. That's the price ya gotta pay for going to the Hun Farm two weekends in a row. 
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Posted: 3/11/2005 11:54:55 AM EDT
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Your so ghey. No wonder you and TRG have become sch good friends. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 12:10:41 PM EDT
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Your post oozes of jealousy. He's mine, beotch! [Edited to add] And you complain about my grammar? Hah! |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 12:18:38 PM EDT
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Nice after thought. Have always been this slow. You ate lead as a child didn't you. 
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Posted: 3/11/2005 12:41:42 PM EDT
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It's AFTERTHOUGHT. One word. [Rick James]What did Zhukov's hand say to ILLs face? SLAP![/Rick James] Edited to add: I think that's a sentence fragment up there as well... 
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Posted: 3/11/2005 1:01:53 PM EDT
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Talk to the hand bitch!  |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 1:09:16 PM EDT
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Sure...there's the rodeo, something on 6th street, SXSW movie festival, etc., etc., etc.
I find myself busier here than in CA by far, i dunno what you're doing wrong. Wait. you're married. N/m. |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 1:14:08 PM EDT
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You could attend a Texas Tactical Carbine match, and then a lowlight match tomorrow at Hays County Sportsman's Park. It's where all the cool kids will be!
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Posted: 3/11/2005 4:00:32 PM EDT
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I ran this through the grammar and spelling checker in Office XP, and I still don't see it. Oh wait - look who's critiquing me... |
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Posted: 3/11/2005 4:51:19 PM EDT
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On Saturday, Cross Canadian Ragweed will be at the rodeo. I won tickets at work, so i'll be there.
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Posted: 3/11/2005 6:05:14 PM EDT
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[Al Bundy] The Nudie Bar!![/Al Bundy]  ..Fullclip
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Posted: 3/11/2005 7:10:46 PM EDT
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I don't see anything wrong with that statement.
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Posted: 3/13/2005 5:14:07 PM EDT
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I changed a water pump. I hope my neck isn't going to peel.
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Posted: 3/13/2005 7:01:01 PM EDT
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I washed the truck.
Detailed it. Cleaned the garage. Trimmed up our big-ass Crepe Myrtles with a chainsaw. Spread 10 bags of mulch. Filed 6 months worth of paperwork. Mixed up some "Ed's Red" Ate twice at Taco Bell. Cleaned the kitchen. Watched some TV. Got through half of "Raid on Rommel" to translate all the German for DoubleFeed. That 'bout sums it up. Thanks for nothing, Centex crew!  [Edited to add] Oh look! I almost have 1/10th of the number of posts as DoubleFeed. Another 20 years, and I'll be there too! |
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Posted: 3/13/2005 7:42:46 PM EDT
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My pay grade is too low to entertain your hiney all weekend.
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Posted: 3/13/2005 8:13:36 PM EDT
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You're welcome!! We're here for ya. At least we know who to point to now when someone asks for "Bitch, Whiny" at mail call. 
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Posted: 3/13/2005 8:29:17 PM EDT
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You're funny guy, PE. Remind me to kill you last.
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Posted: 3/13/2005 8:31:10 PM EDT
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Good luck with that. Oh, what was that you wanted on your grave stone? "Here lies Zhukov, dead and buried. Left his manhood and then got married."? |
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Posted: 3/13/2005 8:34:10 PM EDT
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If I don't whine several times a day my head might explode. It's not good to keep that bottled up inside, ya know? Remember - it's the quiet guys that you have to worry about. 
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Posted: 3/13/2005 8:35:17 PM EDT
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I believe Doublefeed already posted here, so that gives us another week or so.... |
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Posted: 3/14/2005 3:56:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2005 4:17:29 PM EDT
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Oh you're one to talk.
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Posted: 3/14/2005 4:34:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2005 5:33:54 PM EDT
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I saw lesbians dancing together and making out. Saw lesbian titties, and lesbians rubbing each others titties.
Slow weekend for me. TRG |
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Posted: 3/14/2005 5:49:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2005 6:05:56 PM EDT
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the cross dressers did not dance. TRG Ps. I could tell the whole truth, but then you would be implicated.
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Posted: 3/14/2005 6:19:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2005 6:22:05 PM EDT
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Hear, hear. |
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Posted: 3/14/2005 6:33:30 PM EDT
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You see why I did NOT mention any details ST?
ROFL TRG |
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Posted: 3/14/2005 6:42:18 PM EDT
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Can I fill in the details or is this a new story?
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Posted: 3/14/2005 6:54:54 PM EDT
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Was Peacher involved in this??
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Posted: 3/15/2005 4:33:03 AM EDT
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A gentleman never tells, and neither do I. Unless you ply me with copious amounts of tequila, then I sing like a canary and squawk like an old pirate's parrot!! Then I pass out.   
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Posted: 3/15/2005 5:44:23 AM EDT
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New story. TRG |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:09:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:18:01 PM EDT
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Leave me out of your fantasies you sickly hermaphrodite. 
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