won't say I wore out my AR love but my 5.56 and 7.62x39 have not called me out for a while now.  I even got a slidefire 2 weeks ago but have not installed it yet.  so got off work today and was driving home and past by Dewey's pawn shop. decided to turn around and stop in to see an old friend I haven't seen in 4-5 years who works there.  hour later walk out with a springfield M1A.....  anyone know a way to hide this from the better half while trying to sneak it in the house ha ha ha.  its still in the truck

"Hey babe, go get ma gun out the truck. I cleaned it at work today"

or

"I bought a gun. Make me a sandwich!"

or

Like most married men,
"Pppppuuuuuuhhhhhllllllleeeeaaaaassseeeee don't neuter me!!! It was an accident, and I can't take it back!!!  You still love me, right??!!!"


Been in your shoes a few times, my friend!

Any of those may lead to a subsequent thread about the impending divorce.

ha ha. I hear ya man. I got it in this morning. she stayed up late last night on the computer. I woke up at 3am from a loud buzz saw sound coming from her LOL. went out and got it and put in the safe. getting back in bed she rolled over and said what are you doing and I thought I was busted. I said I was letting the cat out LOL and the buzz saw followed seconds later.   score!