Instant Citizenship, as they are EU and welcome everyone.
Good points:
Most girls are blonde, big breasted, have nice nails and look like porn stars.
Hardcore porn on TV
Hookers are legal and competition is such that most are playboy models and will bring proof
Mostly British TV with Danish Subtitles
90% of the population speak perfect English.
The best know brand of candy is 'Spunk'
There are more jobs than there are people, so unemployment is very low
Tuborg Beer
5.5Million people in the WHOLE of Denmark (8 million people live in London alone)
Bad Points:
51% income Tax
200% tax on new AND secondhand cars
Similar language to a geordie mid yawn
No guns whatsoever
Phil Collins is huge over there
If I knocked you out cold, took you to Denmark and told you that we had time travelled to the 1980's, it would take several days to work out I was lying.
However, its cool and I love it. (Plus they don't give in to religious fundamentalists)