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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:32:11 PM EDT
I am gonna be opie the possum's host for a couple of days when he visits Arkansas. I think he needs a piece of ass. He will be going to the bar with us too. Gimme some ideas for pics and find him a chick!

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Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:47:50 PM EDT
[#1]
I hate to be a spelling nazi, but anybody living in Arkansas has GOT to know how to spell possUm.

Your best bet is a Hav-A-Hart trap baited with a rotten apple.  Good luck on determining the sex, however.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:53:24 PM EDT
[#2]
damn t9

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Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:16:43 PM EDT
[#3]
I might be able to hook you up if opie doesn't mind a little necrophilia - been one hanging around my place most nights lately but I have given it a pass.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:45:50 PM EDT
[#4]
pics of him humping a dead possum would be great IMHO

then pics of him in a stew pot

then pics of him strapped to your head like a possum skin cap

then we make a 6" bore (or correct size) and launch him from a potatoe cannon and film it
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:03:46 PM EDT
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pics of him humping a dead possum would be great IMHO

then pics of him in a stew pot

then pics of him strapped to your head like a possum skin cap

then we make a 6" bore (or correct size) and launch him from a potatoe cannon and film it


i thought about the potato cannon idea, but lining it up underneath a tank barrel and filming it from above so it looks like we are shooting him out of a tank at someone.

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Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:12:13 PM EDT
[#6]
take him to the clinton library and give him a cigar .... maybe you can find someone to pose as the ex pres to gim him the cigar...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:41:10 PM EDT
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Quoted:


take him to the clinton library and give him a cigar .... maybe you can find someone to pose as the ex pres to gim him the cigar...


make it an Acid.  we can't be wasting a good cigar on a possum




 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:47:53 PM EDT
[#8]
Ok, I've been scheming all night.  Without getting to much into detail, does anyone know of a house anywhere in teh sticks that we can shoot up?
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 10:42:12 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I hate to be a spelling nazi, but anybody living in Arkansas has GOT to know how to spell possUm.

Your best bet is a Hav-A-Hart trap baited with a rotten apple.  Good luck on determining the sex, however.


For the record, spelling nazi....

Opossum would be the technically correct spelling of the animal in question.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 12:17:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I hate to be a spelling nazi, but anybody living in Arkansas has GOT to know how to spell possUm.

Your best bet is a Hav-A-Hart trap baited with a rotten apple.  Good luck on determining the sex, however.


For the record, spelling nazi....

Opossum would be the technically correct spelling of the animal in question.


you're a yankee that moved here ain'tcha?
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