You will have to hear it in person from about 9 people because no one rembers it all.
No Firetrucks Or Goats at this one, but there were some matches involved , the nipples are safe and they said my tounge should start to taste things in about 3-6 weeks.....
Mr. East River cant drink....
Never give your buddies the keys to a rented bus......
If a stripper rips off your underwear.... Nevermind we wont go there.....
Licking a Lemon + A Shot + another bite of a Lemon = Something that taste like German Chocolate Cake. WTF ?
Strippers dont take change....
And for those souls who lived until Sunday and are reading this there will be a large sign in the shop next to my FFL that says these 4 words . " THE SUN IS LOUD" signed by Kyle
One last thing, if you thought "The Hangover" was funny try living it, (minus the tiger.) I'd really like to know where that tooth went.