I love those guys!
They completely raped my ex.
But he was an evil bastard so he deserves it and some kind of intestinal amoeba, to boot.
Anyway, the small, lovely details I can recall: Well after I had voluntarily submitted all my 401k documentatiion to hs attorney, they subpoenaed it. After I gave them all my bank statements, they subpoenaed the records. Payroll records, even though I gave them all that? Subpoena! There was some other stuff, too, but I forget the rest of it. I was amused, though. Subpoenas are easily to get..and expensive when you're the sucker paying for them. No idea what they whole cost was, but I'm guessing it wasn't cheap. After all wimmenz are evil and those guys were gonna save him!
I figure he got what he was asking for. He ended up with the better deal but that was because he was a bum, not because of his stunningly inept attorney.
They got what they deserved, too, a stupid client who fired them the day of the final hearing and didn't show up for court. I could have completely hosed him (and in retrospect, I should have.)
As far as custody, if you request it and don't have a record of child molesting, odds are you'll get at least joint and depending on your ex's situation, the kids age/preferences, and frankly, the two party's ability to outspend each other, maybe sole physical.
Ah..the memories. Anytime I start wondering why I'm single, I'm going to have to come back and read this.
ETA: Oh! Yeah! I remember the best one..he knew I was tired of his crap and I told him I was filing for divorce the next week. Those morons told him if he filed but didn't have me served, I couldn't then file, and there was nothing I could do, and we'd be married forever and ever, amen. What they neglected to tell him is that I could go to the courthouse, pick up the papers and "serve myself" which I did. He was umm..upset.
Heh..wow, can't believe I typed all that. I've got friends here who have known me for years and probably never heard me mention my ex..or figure I just buried him somewhere. FWIW, it was a lot uglier than even that appears..he truly was a piece of shit.