Akwhatever
Before now, the only other Tennessean I badmouthed was that guy who said he invented the internet. Your comment reference Gacop is weaksauce. Your negative comment is directed at him based purely on his known profession. If he was a truck driver, you wouldn't have said a thing.
In regards to snakes, start with the Genesis 3.
Ive seen some monster rattlers at Ft. Stewart; paddled Zodiacs up slue's where a snake hung on every tree branch just above the water while Gators silently watched as we floated by. Once upon time, I was leaving Harmony Church headed back to main post on 1st Division Rd. I pulled over to watch, and let cross the road, one of the biggest Rattlesnakes I'd ever seen. Another on-coming driver did the same. It must have been 5ft long and as thick as my thigh. It was a neat sight. He crossed north across the east/west running road. After he passed, I returned to my drive and within two seconds, I was coming up behind the on-post child daycare facility. It also is located on the north side of the road. (near the Exchange Mall). To this day, I wish I would have killed that one.
P.S. they're chewy, taste like chicken. very easy to clean.