If you really need to kill some brain cells, or find a way to waste the better part of four days, post your rental property on CL. I literally have an entire email folder dedicated to people that should be used for live shark bait.
Some interesting ones
-Advertised a house sitter gig for six months because I was going to be working on the west coast all summer. Stipulation was single individual no kids no pets. Move in day comes and the lady shows up with three kids and two dogs. Ah...here's your deposit back.
-Was showing a house to a DEA agent one evening. We were sitting around talking guns waiting on the next perspective tenant to show up. Well, he showed up...BAKED . I mean Snoop Dog, smoke rolling out of the car windows, Baked. He didn't get the house, but he did get picked up for having one big ass bag of weed on his front seat.
-Had a lady get a phone call while I was showing a house. Evidently her boyfriend decided to break up with her. Well, she goes absolutely bat shit in my house. Ranting, raving, looking through the cabinets, opening all the closet doors...fuck if I know what she was doing, but it was all I could do to get her ass out the front door and closed behind her.
-Had a tenant leave a mattress one time, so I posted it for free on CL. Just come and get it, it's leaning up against the garage door, just show up and take it. Well, long story short- had a lady threaten to sue me for being a racist if I didn't deliver the free mattress to her in downtown Atlanta. Ah yeah...good luck with that.