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That's a good one!

I've heard that before.  Funny.

Got this in an email the other day.


Top ten reasons men prefer guns over women.

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

9. You can keep one at home and have another for when you are on the road

8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another for back up.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "do these new grips make me look fat.

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason...

You can buy a silencer for a gun.....