My favorite with this guy is these two young guys showed up at the range with a Rem 870 and a single turkey target. I figured they were going to pattern the shotgun for turkey season.
Know-it-all comes over to give them intsructions.
He takes a few minutes just to rack the slide, feeds a round in, shows them "the proper stance", (not the position you might be int while turkey hunting or anything), and he proceeds to balst their target. I was at the next bench to the left, just watching while my barrel cooled.
He shoots their target, gets that big confident "Damn, I'm good" grin, and walks away after giving them that "that's how it's done boys!" look.
These tow kids just look at each other like someone just took a crap on their sandwich, and walked back to their ride and left.
2nd favorite is I had a nice SSR85C AK. I typically always leave with a full mag of anything I carry, just in case, for the ride home. I was done shooting for the day, and as I wlk past him, he asked about it. So I let him take a look, and he tells me about how he used them in Nam, in Cambodia, etc. He asks if he can take a couple shots.
I tell him yeah, so he pulls the mag out, stick it in crooked and gets it wedged in (if you have an AK, you know how this happened). He's stuggling, so just as I reach for it, he yanks it out-no harm no foul, it's an AK after all.
He racks the bolt and loads a round and steps up to the line next to a dad and a couple kids. They had set up balloons to shoot at the 25 yd line with their .22s.
He cuts loose from the hip with my AK on these kids balloons. Misses the first several rounds, and finally starts hitting a few and popping them with debris from the low hitting rounds. He empties all 30 on these kids targets. I looked at the dad and he's just speechless-
The guy hands the AK back to me and says, "that shoots pretty good!" I just took it and headed out of there.
What a winner.
Next time I saw him I was shooting my 10FP and he started my way. Advised me on how to shoot better (my groups were right around .5" for 5 shots) by putting my left hand pointing finger over the barrel, just in front of the scope. To shut him up, I tried it for one round-nothing special-big surprise. He walks back and says- "oh, o.k., you don't need any advise you already know it all". I just said "Yup!", and he walked off and left me alone.