Quoted: That's too funny. After the story you told me and ARH, I'd be worried that she might kick your ass.
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I've got another one for you about her that happened just last night. She does NOT like loud war/gunfight scene movies so I really only get to watch them when she's not home. Well, she went shopping for my birthday yesterday (presents from the GA ArfCom crew are due tomorrow, friendly reminder), so she didn't get home until after 9PM. I had my taster up for some Blackhawk Down so I threw it in the old DVD player last night. Well, I had been on the phone with Jason280 talking about the upper he's buying from me and the Glock I'm trading out for his Beretta. While on the phone with Jason280, I had gone up into our attic to look for the Glock box and the 10-round magazines I don't use. I accidentally left the door to the stairs to the attic open in the garage and I had left the light on in the stairway/attic. Well, when my wife comes home she sees the door open and the light on when she opened the garage. Blackhawk Down was on the strafing scene where the Little Birds were smoking the "skinnies" on the rooftops and it was playing LOUD. All she heard was gunshots inside the house. She's got a Glock 26 with the 10-round magazine and a 17-rounder as backup. She thought somebody had somehow gotten into the house through the attic and was shooting at me inside the house. She had dropped her 10-round mag and swapped out to the 17-rounder. She comes into the house with her "tactical" stance and starts clearing the rooms on the way to the den while she is screaming "Jason!" I didn't hear her until she was in the den with me when I was looking partially down the barrel of her gun (she was not pointing at me, but she was ready). She didn't come down from her adrenaline rush for an hour. You've got to love a woman who instead of dialing 911 grabs her gun and is ready to come in blazing.