I won't be at the Steel City Match in August...this sucks.

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Posted: 7/17/2008 12:40:26 PM EDT

Well guys, I'm not going to be able to make it to the match in August.

I recently got involved with a charitable organization called "Break your legs for muscular dystrophy" that raised money for crippled children by crippling adults who pledge money for every swing of an 8-pound sledgehammer onto the major bones in your legs, so now I'm laid up at home with 2 broken tibias, 2 broken femurs, and 2 broken fibulas(I think someone hit me in the head too, I have a goose egg and a headache). I really wish they had stopped swinging the hammer after breaking my femurs, but I had passed out from the pain at that point and never knew that they hadn't stopped until I woke up along side the road 20 miles from anywhere. I sure hope those kids get the scientific breakthrough that they so richly deserve. You really don't understand how much these children suffer until you have dragged yourself 20 miles by your hands in their shoes.
Actually I have a scheduling conflict, but that story really sounded much more interesting.

I'll be making the November match for sure.

Posted: 7/17/2008 1:07:05 PM EDT

[#1]

are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!

Posted: 7/17/2008 2:30:03 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!

Naw, that was spoon

I don't drive a miata, either.

Posted: 7/17/2008 2:46:54 PM EDT

[#3]

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Well guys, I'm not going to be able to make it to the match in August.

I recently got involved with a charitable organization called "Break your legs for muscular dystrophy" that raised money for crippled children by crippling adults who pledge money for every swing of an 8-pound sledgehammer onto the major bones in your legs, so now I'm laid up at home with 2 broken tibias, 2 broken femurs, and 2 broken fibulas(I think someone hit me in the head too, I have a goose egg and a headache). I really wish they had stopped swinging the hammer after breaking my femurs, but I had passed out from the pain at that point and never knew that they hadn't stopped until I woke up along side the road 20 miles from anywhere. I sure hope those kids get the scientific breakthrough that they so richly deserve. You really don't understand how much these children suffer until you have dragged yourself 20 miles by your hands in their shoes.

Wuss, a real man would just suck it up and shoot!

I won't be there either, BUT, I won't give you that sad sack story. If my plans work out, I should be on my way to N.M. for RM3gun.

Hopefully see all the good folks on the ARFCOM sqad in Nov. the week before FB3gun

Posted: 7/17/2008 3:43:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!

Naw, that was spoon

I don't drive a miata, either.

What? What happened to Spoon?

Posted: 7/17/2008 4:16:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
are you the same guy who just sawed off your fingers or something like that?

wow, you have my luck!

Naw, that was spoon

I don't drive a miata, either.

What? What happened to Spoon?

He almost sawed his thumb off awhile back.

He's okay now.

Posted: 7/17/2008 4:32:11 PM EDT

[#6]

its ok to just say, you cant handle the heat, well not really, were gonna make fun of you anyway

Posted: 7/18/2008 3:47:18 AM EDT

[#7]

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its ok to just say, you cant handle the heat, well not really, were gonna make fun of you anyway

I actually have a family function that weekend, but feel free to make fun of me anyway.

Like you need my permission or anything

Posted: 7/18/2008 4:16:29 AM EDT

[#8]

Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now

Posted: 7/18/2008 4:21:15 AM EDT

[#9]

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its ok to just say, you cant handle the heat, well not really, were gonna make fun of you anyway

I actually have a family function that weekend, but feel free to make fun of me anyway.

Like you need my permission or anything

but..but , it a dry heat

....now who is gona scare drew with the buzzer next month Super Wayne?

...I quess we will see you gomers in Nov.

That be two matches next month for me, I think I will be going to creekside agian on the 16th for Joe's match

Posted: 7/18/2008 4:45:11 AM EDT

[#10]

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Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now

I already get beat up on

Posted: 7/18/2008 5:31:11 AM EDT

[#11]

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Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now

I already get beat up on

Wayne won't be there either. Scott's turn in the barrel.

Posted: 7/18/2008 6:09:14 AM EDT

[#12]

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Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now

I already get beat up on

shut up and enjoy it

Posted: 7/18/2008 7:14:54 AM EDT

[#13]

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Well then, that just means we won't have to put up with your 'I like turtles winy-bitch-ass' face! Naw man, its always fun when your around... someone has to be at the butt end of our jokes! Guess we'll have to really beat up on Scott... or maybe Wayne now

I already get beat up on

shut up and enjoy it

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...OK.

Posted: 7/18/2008 10:28:40 AM EDT

[#14]

Not sure if I will make this one either.

Posted: 7/18/2008 11:50:18 AM EDT

[#15]

I prob wont make it either
yea right

Posted: 7/18/2008 11:54:16 AM EDT

[#16]

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I prob wont make it either
yea right

You ain't got no stick to shoot

unless you run the 22..........pew..pew....pew pew...pew

Posted: 7/19/2008 9:44:11 AM EDT

[#17]

You ain't got no stick to shoot

oh yea

PS90

Posted: 7/19/2008 10:14:02 AM EDT

[#18]

I think I'll use my PS90 too.... I sold the DSA.

Posted: 7/19/2008 1:52:19 PM EDT

[#19]

we can have the Infidel PS90 crew

Posted: 7/21/2008 4:11:43 AM EDT

[#20]

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we can have the Infidel PS90 crew

...no we can't

Posted: 7/21/2008 7:16:14 AM EDT

[#21]

I know where you can get one

Posted: 7/21/2008 9:07:26 AM EDT

[#22]

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I know where you can get one

I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one

Posted: 7/21/2008 9:34:23 AM EDT

[#23]

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I know where you can get one

I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one

you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start

Posted: 7/21/2008 9:55:36 AM EDT

[#24]

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I know where you can get one

I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one

you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start

come on now..I could get atleast....25.00 for it.......12.50 per seat

Posted: 7/21/2008 10:04:17 AM EDT

[#25]

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I know where you can get one

I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one

you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start

come on now..I could get atleast....25.00 for it.......12.50 per seat

Hell Ill be nice ... deliver that girly mobile and then proceede to watch me try and squeeze my fat ass in there at Creeksides Tac match and Ill give ya 30 bucks for the car and Ill cover your entrance fee into the match. You gotta figure a way to get home though.

Posted: 7/21/2008 10:19:16 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I know where you can get one

I wonder how many can's I need to pick up to buy one

you could always sell the girly mobile for $10, that would be a start

come on now..I could get atleast....25.00 for it.......12.50 per seat

Hell Ill be nice ... deliver that girly mobile and then proceede to watch me try and squeeze my fat ass in there at Creeksides Tac match and Ill give ya 30 bucks for the car and Ill cover your entrance fee into the match. You gotta figure a way to get home though.

Done!!..but not the selling part.

......it be a loooong walk back home