Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitle "Survivor: Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel  over to Georgia and then on to South Caroliona. From there they will head up to North Caroliona and over to Tennessee.

They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates with bumper stickers that reads: I'm gay; I'm a Vegetarian; #1 Ted Kennedy Fan; NASCAR sucks; Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots; Hillary in 2008; Deer hunting is Murder; and I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns.

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, Wins

Jeff

That would last probably until the the first interstate exit.

That is Hilarious!  Seriously though, I had a friend in Atlanta Got pulled over by a Georgia State Patrol.  The Officer asked him why he was driving so fast.  He told him that he was ticked off because some guy in a Volvo with a John Kerry sticker cut him off in traffic.  The Officer nodded his head and laughed then said to slow it down and have a nice evening!