shit your pants when you didn't mean too, damn it man, sisters baby turned three yestarday and I didn't make it cause I've had this stomach virus stuff thats been going around, so I stopped by awhile ago to drop off presents and say hello, well the kids see me and come running out with the toy guns pointing a shooting,
so I do a quick draw with my finger gun and start fannin my thumb and yelling bangbangbang........well the kids get mad cause I'm usally fartin instead of saying bang, so I rip out a few that sounded like a flock of ducks quacking, well my cofindence went up that the immodium AD was working, so I'm really letting them fly, kids were laughing and giggling, egging me on, my sister laughing so hard shes bout to pass out, then it happened..................................goose egg gravy and fuckmefunny, kids really got a laugh outta that, I had to go back home and wash my ass and change my pants,
damn kids, told them to laugh it up, cause they'll get the shits one day and I'll be laughing at them when they fill their shorts.