Friday I took Bud out of the nursing home for a ride out to his place and my place. Pushig the old t*rd down the aisle in his wheel chair, toting his walker, one of the nurses stopped in front of him and asked where he was going. She laughed but I didn't hear what he had said.  The old t*rd said "to get some pussy'!
When we got back the same gal asked him -"Did you get any?" I thought she was talking about Rock&Rye whiskey and a cold beer! So I opened my mouth, and said - Yeah he got some!
The whole friggin' nursing station cracked up and I really didn't know what was so funny.
Now the gals call me Bud's Pimp or pimp daddy. They are great gals but somehow I really am not getting a kick out of it!

Be proud!  Not everyone can be a pimp for a centurian!

Dan be pushin viagra......

Birthday party for Old Bud at Crescent, OK on March 4, 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM at the American Legion Center. Anybody want's to come, come on!

Thanks for the invite, I have to work, I mean I get to work.  Sounds like Bud had more fun than you did.   Sounds like he is beginning to like it there, flirting with some of the girls keeps him going.  Sure that he is looking forward to the birthday bash, that should be a blast for him.

Man that is funny about the nurs and I wish I could make the b-day but we have a banquet I have to be at.  

Tell him happy b-day!

Holy moly! Thats a FUNNY story Dan!!

Quoted: Holy moly! Thats a FUNNY story Dan!!

Whew! When I saw you had posted in this thread, Rat, I was afraid you were gonna break another one off in my ass!
I probably had it coming!
Anyway, thanks for telling me you thought it was funny!

Quoted: Quoted: Holy moly! Thats a FUNNY story Dan!! Whew! When I saw you had posted in this thread, Rat, I was afraid you were gonna break another one off in my ass! yer not foolin anyone, you're not afraid of me... I probably had it coming! you do... Anyway, thanks for telling me you thought it was funny! old Bud seems like a pretty contankerous old man....a fun personality to be around