I have a nice one with 2 15rd and 2 10rd mags.
I need another 1911.  

I might be able to find a use for it, as a boat anchor, you homo! Take it down to the show and see what you can get for it. If anybody reads this, dont buy his gun its a rusty POS he found in a gutter, it shoots 12 inches low at 25 feet and the mags fall out. No actually, its a fine piece. Great shape, and its a good shooter. Give this guy a shot, hes good people, he just misses the 1911 he traded me. (insert evil laughter here)

You are a communist asshole.  I guess I have to keep this pistol that weighs as much as a shotgun.  Oh well, it shoots great.
 
 Eric  ME     You buddy fucker!

Now I am going to wake your ass up early to go to the gun show.