Deer Season JOTD - AR15.COM

Posted: 9/15/2010 8:52:47 PM EDT

Four
guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days
before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells
him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later
the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a
tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been
here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and
my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had

handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Now, do whatever you want."

So, Here I am

Posted: 9/15/2010 8:54:24 PM EDT

[#1]

ROTFLMAO

Posted: 9/15/2010 8:54:35 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 9/15/2010 9:07:27 PM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 9/15/2010 9:30:13 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 9/15/2010 10:03:15 PM EDT

[#5]

Very cute.

Reminds me of the blond cowboy joke and the lady telling him "go to town big boy"

Sheriff arrested him walking into town wearing his boots and gun belt at sunrise.

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