For a minute there I thought I was reading the Onion.

150,000 illegal aliens in washington on a crime spree and they have time to investigate and file a report on this.






http://www.seattlepi.com/sound/421032_sound95379639.html?source=rss

Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseuse's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that he/she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseuse was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket.
ETA: I just noticed it was a he/she who complained.

So now the po po is checking out your package?

So now the police have become chubby chasers?





 

NM

I wish I could play you clowns some of the wave files of calls I have to handle every day at work..