....becoming a lifetime NRA member for $300, shoot me an IM.
NRA is running their special for signing up family members. I would be more than happy to adopt any of y'all as a cousin in order to get you in. For $300, you get full lifetime member benefits (no cheesy jacket). As a lifetime member, you can also help your "cousins" join up.
Don't like the ads, phone calls, and mailings? Check the box to turn all of the solicitation off. I have mine all shut off and the only correspondence I get is a magazine every month.
Don't like the NRA? As a voting member, you can be part of the change process to fix them from the inside out.
The special expires January 31. They don't advertise the special, but it seems to happen once or twice a year.
Here is the link to the thread in GD.