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Posted: 11/4/2009 9:49:44 PM EDT
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in before beer is requested
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Posted: 11/4/2009 11:40:37 PM EDT
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oh...u need to try harder then that...impress us...take us out...show us the boardwalk...
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Posted: 11/4/2009 11:53:59 PM EDT
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This is a PASS/FAIL test.
Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) AR or AK? 9mm or .45? .308 or .30-06? Glock or 1911? How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Ever been in a cockpit, son? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or non union? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? |
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Posted: 11/4/2009 11:58:34 PM EDT
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Welcome. I'm a Whatcom county resident also. By checking in you are now tasked with keeping the Northern Border secure. As a WCR (Whatcom County Resident) we routinely have individual shoots where we don't post pictures or discuss the shooting areas. We give moody loners with assault rifles a bad name.
It would be really cool if you were Black, Jewish, Muslim, female, gay/lesbian/transgendered. We have been trying to round out membership in the Northern Border Secure group. Due to Washington being predominately white-angelo-saxon-protestant, things aren't going really well in that endevour. If you have any questions feel free to IM me. Depending how drunk the WAHTF is, they can be pretty caustic. I bought you twenty minutes in using the word "caustic"...better post some beer pictures. |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 12:25:28 AM EDT
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Where is the beer? in my hand. Why should we think you're not a Fed? hold on let me go ask the ones under the porch. Is it whisky or whiskey? as long as it is Irish.......... Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? no ice Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Jameson AR or AK? AR 9mm or .45? .45 .308 or .30-06? .308 Glock or 1911? 1911 How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? not sure i own a 1911 Ever been in a cockpit, son? no Do you like Gladiator movies? yep Ever seen a grown man naked? I did go through basic Chupacabra: Real or myth? fucking real Same for Bigfoot? real How about Nessie? real Union or non union? Cheap beer or Micro brew? anything dark Beans or no beans in chili? beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? its clothing to me Do you powder "the Boyz"? nope Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Norris Would you wear a thigh holster? if the tactical situation called for it What's the phone number for 911? 911 Do retards look normal when they cum? doubt it What color was George Washington's white horse? white What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? none If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? my 45 would make sure it didnt get that far. |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 5:03:46 AM EDT
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Not a bad score for a noob. Not epic, but not bad.
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Posted: 11/5/2009 5:59:31 AM EDT
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Still fails.
Where is the beer? in my hand.
He's not sharing. |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 6:20:01 AM EDT
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Still fails. Where is the beer? in my hand.
He's not sharing. You keep your scat launchers off my beer too. |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 6:21:58 AM EDT
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He for got to bring beer or whiskey........ No empty cans either!
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Posted: 11/5/2009 6:29:11 AM EDT
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He couldn't answer the union question. Quick, someone start a Boeing thread
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Posted: 11/5/2009 6:29:53 AM EDT
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New to the site. New to the state. Custer WA love it here. Very good.......I'll be in Custer later today. |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 7:15:15 AM EDT
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I tried to warn him
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Posted: 11/5/2009 7:16:23 AM EDT
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I like the screen name
Beer or BUST! |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 8:10:35 AM EDT
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New to the site. New to the state. Custer WA love it here. Very good.......I'll be in Custer later today. ????????????? Raid? 
I'll listen for the shooting. 
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Posted: 11/5/2009 8:38:39 AM EDT
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Hide your dogs. Mira's coming to visit you.
Ansers to n00b test I give him a solid C+. "In my hand"= In the past would have been an auto disqualifier. We are getting weak in our old age. "................" to the union question, He must be in one. |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 8:49:36 AM EDT
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Welcome.
Watch out for Silly_L:ook.......................................................................................................................................................................................... |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 9:13:02 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: New to the site. New to the state. Custer WA love it here. Very good.......I'll be in Custer later today.  Get us some beer Noob. I can distract him with shiny objects and the *magic* of a Bic lighter for only so long.
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Posted: 11/5/2009 9:33:26 AM EDT
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Welcome. I'm a Whatcom county resident also. By checking in you are now tasked with keeping the Northern Border secure. Refresh my memory, eh?, who am I trying to keep the border secure from again???
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Posted: 11/5/2009 10:55:03 AM EDT
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Welcome. I'm a Whatcom county resident also. By checking in you are now tasked with keeping the Northern Border secure. Refresh my memory, eh?, who am I trying to keep the border secure from again??? Those dirty dirty canucks of course. What with their weed and molson. The death of America I tell you!! You Whatcommies already let Shania Twain, Alex Trebek AND that really annoying blonde singer who works only in vegas now in here and I for one will not take any more slackery on your parts! Hop to it! |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 10:59:48 AM EDT
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Welcome. I'm a Whatcom county resident also. By checking in you are now tasked with keeping the Northern Border secure. As a WCR (Whatcom County Resident) we routinely have individual shoots where we don't post pictures or discuss the shooting areas. We give moody loners with assault rifles a bad name. It would be really cool if you were Black, Jewish, Muslim, female, gay/lesbian/transgendered. We have been trying to round out membership in the Northern Border Secure group. Due to Washington being predominately white-angelo-saxon-protestant, things aren't going really well in that endevour. If you have any questions feel free to IM me. Depending how drunk the WAHTF is, they can be pretty caustic. I bought you twenty minutes in using the word "caustic"...better post some beer pictures. lol
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Posted: 11/5/2009 11:01:11 AM EDT
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Weak, slow load double tap.
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Posted: 11/5/2009 1:59:05 PM EDT
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Welcome. I'm a Whatcom county resident also. By checking in you are now tasked with keeping the Northern Border secure. Refresh my memory, eh?, who am I trying to keep the border secure from again??? Those dirty dirty canucks of course. What with their weed and molson. The death of America I tell you!! You Whatcommies already let Shania Twain, Alex Trebek AND that really annoying blonde singer who works only in vegas now in here and I for one will not take any more slackery on your parts! Hop to it! I think your a little late. If it was just Tonto, Ben Cartwright or Capt Kirk you might be able to stop them. Actors So if you think your just "Taken Care of Bussiness" or were "Born to be Wild" the canucks have already been and gone. Bands or Singers So whether your thinking Linda Evangelista, Art Linkletter or trying to make a deal with Howie Mandel. Your too late. 
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