Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
CLALLAM BAY, Wash. –– An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.
She says the smoke was traced to the inmate's cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate's identity has not been released.
The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington's Olympic Peninsula.

Holy crap! There are so many ways to go with this story!

But seriously, isn't a cold sausage better than a poo smoked sausage?

Thank for sharing,  




just about to eat dinner, I really needed to hear this.

Dude, you're Road-Kill, you're worried about that?

This scores a 4 out of 5 on the wtf meter... silly crack heads

The name has more to do with a menu, ........... and several run-ins with less than sober drivers.