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Posted: 8/15/2007 8:57:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/15/2007 9:08:32 PM EDT

[#1]

Hypothetically speaking of course........

Zip lock bags

Round up

Let sit in freezer

After frozen, rip off bags, break up into chunks and toss into said guys yard. They melt and do their nasty little lawn job.

I've also heard that oscar meyer bologna will eat polka dots into a cars paint job.

Ceramic pieces from a spark plug bust the hell out of car windows when tossed at them. But it is awful noisy.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:13:16 PM EDT

[#2]

I liked the thread in GD where the gentlemen proposed tossing rodent food around their house. Nothing like rats to ruin your day.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:21:30 PM EDT

[#3]

Please think before posting.
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Posted: 8/15/2007 9:24:50 PM EDT

[#4]

Just listing some stuff around the house.... duct tape, stapler, zip ties, hamster.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:26:18 PM EDT

[#5]

You got road kill, right?

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:57:15 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Thank you beekeeper.jr

Posted: 8/15/2007 10:07:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Hypothetically speaking of course........

Zip lock bags

Round up

Let sit in freezer

After frozen, rip off bags, break up into chunks and toss into said guys yard. They melt and do their nasty little lawn job.

I've also heard that oscar meyer bologna will eat polka dots into a cars paint job.

Ceramic pieces from a spark plug bust the hell out of car windows when tossed at them. But it is awful noisy.

Kooter, why haven't we met yet?

Bologna alone, or in the sun?

-REad

Posted: 8/16/2007 12:03:06 AM EDT

[#8]

put onto this

Inside of this

topped off with some of this

should buy you some time to think of something...

Posted: 8/16/2007 1:25:14 AM EDT

[#9]

put a bunch of bumper stickers all over his truck. You could position them so they make a word.

Posted: 8/16/2007 1:53:53 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
sfgate.com/c/pictures/2003/04/16/ho_design.jpg

put onto this

www.flower-mound.com/images/pictures/water_meter.jpg

Inside of this

www.ci.torrance.ca.us/Images/WaterMeter_rdax_400x303.JPG

topped off with some of this

www.epyon-1.com/blog/archives/images/quickcrete.jpg

should buy you some time to think of something...

Wow you have re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-affirmeed your place as the WAHTF king asshole

Good idea, I wish I could have thought of that

Posted: 8/16/2007 5:49:31 AM EDT

[#11]

Birdseed.

Everywhere.

A little every day. On his lawn, house, truck, etc. Everything. Once the birds realize there is always free food at this place, they will come in droves and shit all over EVERYTHING.

Posted: 8/16/2007 6:07:27 AM EDT

[#12]

Send him a letter of apology and a check to cover the damage that your yard did to his rig.

Posted: 8/16/2007 6:48:55 AM EDT

[#13]

I'll be you accomplice or should we say partners in crime.

Crime is always fun and pays well from what I hear.

At least till you get caught.

Posted: 8/16/2007 6:51:51 AM EDT

[#14]

Send him a summons to appear in court.

Posted: 8/16/2007 7:40:17 AM EDT

[#15]

Wow-- at least now you have a viable target. It's really too bad that the CoC probably stops me from offering you the unopened pint jar of Limburger cheese I found that my uncle must have bought in, oh, 1967 or so. Or some other things I can think of.

Posted: 8/16/2007 8:59:00 AM EDT

[#16]

Put a glock sticker upside-down on the back of his truck...

Posted: 8/16/2007 9:05:35 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Put a glock sticker upside-down on the back of his truck...

Posted: 8/16/2007 9:12:37 AM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 8/16/2007 9:41:50 AM EDT

[#19]

Too bad the original got locked

Posted: 8/16/2007 10:19:42 AM EDT

[#20]

I have a few ideas.

The line of pussification will be crossed, I will IM you.

Posted: 8/16/2007 12:14:00 PM EDT

[#21]

Is the guy who heard him admit to it willing to testify?

Is there any chance that if you took him to court (small claims court is pretty easy, up to $2500 I think) that a judge would rule in your favor?

Sounds like he already got his, with a blown rear-end. But that's not personally satisfying enough.

If you know his address you could sign him up for subscriptions to ~~porn~~ junk mail. Christian Colleges are always happy to send out catalogs to prospective students.

I wonder if, in addition to trenching your yard, he may be involved in any of the thefts you experienced? Might want to drop his name to the sherrif.

Posted: 8/16/2007 1:56:30 PM EDT

[#22]

I am sure there are a couple of rigs around capable of doing some really high quality agricultural work at a highly discounted rate....

Posted: 8/16/2007 2:57:42 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Just listing some stuff around the house.... duct tape, stapler, zip ties, hamster.

Why do you have a hamster?

Posted: 8/16/2007 4:38:46 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just listing some stuff around the house.... duct tape, stapler, zip ties, hamster.

Why do you have a hamster?

You never know when Richard Gere will drop in for some northern hospitality

j/k, I really don't have a hamster, but I do know a ramster

Posted: 8/16/2007 4:43:16 PM EDT

[#25]

put his name and address on craiglists casual encounters, Glory Hole party at midnight?

Posted: 8/16/2007 4:44:00 PM EDT

[#26]

IBTL

Posted: 8/16/2007 7:20:50 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
put his name and address on craiglists casual encounters, Glory Hole party at midnight?

That can be easily traced back to your IP address. To easy to get found out/in trouble.

Posted: 8/16/2007 8:08:08 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
put his name and address on craiglists casual encounters, Glory Hole party at midnight?

That can be easily traced back to your IP address. To easy to get found out/in trouble.

... And on the 7th day, some geek created web proxies!!!

Posted: 8/16/2007 8:08:37 PM EDT

[#29]

I think JAFO was onto something.

Quoted:
Might want to drop his name to the sherrif.

You must Shirley jest!

Too much water under the bridge and the law will surely be too busy with other matters. Revenge will be a fresh matter that may get your ass in a sling, not to mention the revenge merry-go-round. That sounds kinda pussified, but I'd bet you could get most of your moneys worth by just confronting him and watch him squirm. Unless he is a total turd, he may even come up with some form of restitution. Of course, unless one is a total turd, they won't be trenching your lawn in the first place.

That said, I'd be pissed beyond reason if some POS did that to my lawn and I'm not sure I'd subscribe to the above, unless, perhaps, 5 years had passed.