Here is a joke that is funny as hell. Hope the women aren't offended too much. I think most of the ladies on this forum are pretty thick skinned and can see this for the humor that it is.
If not, they can beat up on me at the next LCR!



Jane was trying to explain to Tarzan what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh ,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " Tarzan, What in the hell did you do that for ?"

Tarzan grunts a little and says, "Hmmmf.... Tarzan Check for squirrels!"

He he he....  

Were there any in there?

Quoted: Were there any in there?

I don't know. I think Tarzan probably slept on the couch after kicking Jane in the crotch!

Quoted: Here is a joke that is funny as hell. Hope the women aren't offended too much. I think most of the ladies on this forum are pretty thick skinned and can see this for the humor that it is. If not, they can beat up on me at the next LCR! Jane was trying to explain to Tarzan what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh ,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " Tarzan, What in the hell did you do that for ?" Tarzan grunts a little and says, "Hmmmf.... Tarzan Check for squirrels!"