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     Thoughts

       · The easiest way to find something lost
     around the house is to buy a replacement.
     
       · Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out
     alive anyway.
     
       · There are two kinds of pedestrians: the
     quick and the dead.
     
       · Life is sexually transmitted.
     
       · Health is merely the slowest possible
     rate at which one can die.
     
       · The only difference between a rut and a
     grave is the depth.
     
       · Some people are like Slinkies. Not really
     good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
     when you see one tumble down the stairs.
     
       · Health nuts are going to feel stupid
     someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
     
       · Have you noticed since everyone has a
     camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs
     like they used to?
     
       · Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing
     again.
     
       · All of us could take a lesson from the
     weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
     
       · In the 60's, people took acid to
     make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
     people take Prozac to make it normal.
     
       · How is it one careless match can start a
     forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a
     campfire?
     
       · Who was the first person to look at a cow
     and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things
     here, and drink whatever comes out?"
     
       · Who was the first person to say, "See that
     chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes
     outta its butt."
     
       · Why is there a light in the fridge and not
     in the freezer?
     
       · If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why
     is there a song about him?
     
       
       · Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
     get undressed if they are going to look up there
     anyway?
     
       · If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
     
       · If electricity comes from electrons,
      does morality come from morons?
     
       · Do illiterate people get the full effect of
     Alphabet Soup?
     
       · Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
     dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him
     on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
     
       · Does pushing the elevator button more than
     once make it arrive faster?
     
       · Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
     bottle?
     
       · Do you ever wonder why you gave me your
     email address?


Yes it did!

Quoted: sigh

No biggie ! you only get excited when throwing gas on a fire