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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:06:54 PM EDT
My sister in law came home telling me that her husband brought her an article about how fellatio performed on a regular basis reduces the risk of breast cancer. I was not a believer, therefore I researched the article a little here is the article
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women." The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision. "Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research. In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute. Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings. "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said. Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly. "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said. Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent. "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause." You would have thought that the doctor's names would have been enough to set off an alarm in her head...but alas...it was not!  Urban legend |
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:10:10 PM EDT
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hey......you can't blame us for tryin'
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:12:31 PM EDT
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I once forwarded that article to a coworker during a meeting (we have blackberries, so he read it during the meeting). The burst of laughter during a serious vendor meeting was quite entertaining.
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Posted: 1/31/2006 7:39:29 PM EDT
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Eeeeewwww!!!!
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Posted: 1/31/2006 9:10:24 PM EDT
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But you know...actions speak louder than words..... 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 3:58:38 AM EDT
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I know for a fact that my seed cures both cancer AND psoriasis while at the same time providing more than three times the energy providing properties of a can of Red Bull.
I'm in negotiations now with two different major pharmaceutical companies to find a way to have it made into a pill form and sold over the counter. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 4:57:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 6:28:57 AM EDT
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Give and ye shall receive. |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 7:15:56 AM EDT
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That's disgusting!!
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Posted: 2/1/2006 8:56:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 9:50:54 AM EDT
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OMG!!!
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:01:29 AM EDT
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 Almost snarfed the monitor and keyboard with Diet Coke.... |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:18:36 AM EDT
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I was thinking of doing the same thing. I was told that it has to remain in liquid form to be effective and it must also be in it's original container!
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Posted: 2/1/2006 12:04:38 PM EDT
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If you watched the show "Nip/Tuck", you'd know that they made a facial cream with semen. On the show, it sold very well and was very effective.....
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Posted: 2/1/2006 1:23:44 PM EDT
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[dumb blond] I guess I need to give more head [dumb blond] 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 2:07:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 2:44:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2006 3:23:00 PM EDT
[#17]
 Y'all knew I was joking right?
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Posted: 2/1/2006 3:24:02 PM EDT
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I'm thinking they were wishing you were offering....
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Posted: 2/1/2006 3:42:25 PM EDT
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yes 
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Posted: 2/1/2006 3:42:55 PM EDT
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maybe
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Posted: 2/1/2006 9:21:13 PM EDT
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Looking for love in all the wrong places!
http://www.consumeropinion.us/vfree.html?kwd=Fellatio |
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Posted: 2/1/2006 9:22:32 PM EDT
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Smile like a doughnut.
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Posted: 2/2/2006 6:42:27 AM EDT
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A possible Valentines Day gift idea for the ladies!
 
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Posted: 2/2/2006 7:21:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/2/2006 9:07:37 AM EDT
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and you wonder why.............. |
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Posted: 2/2/2006 9:13:12 AM EDT
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huh? |
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Posted: 2/2/2006 11:23:30 AM EDT
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Not only was this post slightly over the top but I am just wondering where this "fact" came from. Test it your self MRSPANKY??? How come you never told me you had cancer??? |
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Posted: 2/2/2006 11:41:34 AM EDT
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I base it on the fact that non of my test cases ever developed cancer while on a steady regiment of my magical elixir. I never told you I had cancer because I've never HAD cancer. Can Aspirin get a headache? I don't think so. |
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Posted: 2/2/2006 11:54:20 AM EDT
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Test cases?? Ummm I hate to break it to ya but animals don’t count. So since you compared yourself to aspirin does that mean we can shove you in a bottle and place you gently on a shelf to get dusty? 
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Posted: 2/2/2006 11:57:18 AM EDT
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Most people swallow Aspirin. So by all means, be my guest. |
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Posted: 2/2/2006 12:29:24 PM EDT
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Duuuuuude thats my..........Awww Fuggit, like it would make a difference..... |
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Posted: 2/2/2006 12:57:02 PM EDT
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Yes, she CAN take care of herself. PCR CAN BE TAUGHT! GOOD BOY!! GOLD STAR!!! |
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