That hot old summer sun makes you beg for your next beer
So you best be on the pit wall laying in the shade
Chewing on a hickory twig pass the bottle Ill have me a swig
I aint got a lot but I think I got it made

Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind
Shooting this Tannerite like it’s going out of style drinking this home-made wine
Hey if the sun dont come up tomorrow, people Ive had a good time
Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind

I bet CavVet’s in the Camper hes got my kind of music on his radio
Aah, drinking my beer and dialing up the Texan’s online
JAFO and old Aunt Moan probably in the dining room trying to use the phone
Me, Im thinking about that sheep and later tonight

Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind
Catching this shrapnel like it’s going out of style drinking this home-made wine
Well if the sun dont come up tomorrow, people Ive had a good time
Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind

You know the rednecks and the preppies; theyre in their disco and honkytonks
Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace
Lord I know just how they feel, you gotta to get out and kick up your heels
And aint it great to be living in the USA

Me, Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind
Catching this shrapnel like it’s going out of style drinking this home-made wine
If the sun dont come up tomorrow, people Ive had a good time
Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind

Quoted: That hot old summer sun makes you beg for your next beer So you best be on the pit wall laying in the shade Chewing on a hickory twig pass the bottle Ill have me a swig I aint got a lot but I think I got it made Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind Shooting this Tannerite like it’s going out of style drinking this home-made wine Hey if the sun dont come up tomorrow, people Ive had a good time Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind I bet CavVet’s in the Camper hes got my kind of music on his radio Aah, drinking my beer and dialing up the Texan’s online JAFO and old Aunt Moan probably in the dining room trying to use the phone Me, Im thinking about that sheep and later tonight Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind Catching this shrapnel like it’s going out of style drinking this home-made wine Well if the sun dont come up tomorrow, people Ive had a good time Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind You know the rednecks and the preppies; theyre in their disco and honkytonks Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace Lord I know just how they feel, you gotta to get out and kick up your heels And aint it great to be living in the USA Me, Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind Catching this shrapnel like it’s going out of style drinking this home-made wine If the sun dont come up tomorrow, people Ive had a good time Im just laid up here in a LCR state of mind

Syllables, man, learn them, use them

"Country".  Two Syllables.  Pronounced, "Cun - Tree"

"LCR" Three Syllables. Pronounced "Ell See Are"


And that makes your song ghey.



but, hey?  who's surprised by that, huh?



TRG

It's called artistic license.  Now go away

Quoted: Syllables, man, learn them, use them

How about 'All My LCRs Are Coming Over Tonight'?

Row-dee-friends (3) = Ell-See-Arrs (3)