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Posted: 9/2/2005 8:33:31 PM EDT
And I won't say who....was supposed to show up tonight, and didn't

Lets discuss:

Did he get lost?
Did he decide not to show up?
Did he find pie?
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 8:41:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Dude!  I'm so sorry.  Was that tonight?!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:08:07 AM EDT
[#2]
Imperial Stormtroopers were all over the place, couldn't get in....
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:35:39 AM EDT
[#3]
I'm here now, what'd I miss?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 12:40:35 AM EDT
[#4]
Or was it ?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:38:26 AM EDT
[#5]
I think there was a bus load of nuns and catholic school girls that lost their brakes.  They were speeding down 99 as he drove up and jumped on, leaving his truck to crash without it's driver.  He used the emergency door in the floor boards to climb under the bus and manually bring the bus to a gentle stop by farting in the opposite direction using a complicated method of reverse thrust.

The nuns were so appreciative, that they allowed him one night with the three catholic school girls that were about to take their vows the next day and commit their lives to god... after all, everything would be forgiven....


   .... can you blame Phil him?

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:36:15 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I think there was a bus load of nuns and catholic school girls that lost their brakes.  They were speeding down 99 as he drove up and jumped on, leaving his truck to crash without it's driver.  He used the emergency door in the floor boards to climb under the bus and manually bring the bus to a gentle stop by farting in the opposite direction using a complicated method of reverse thrust.

The nuns were so appreciative, that they allowed him one night with the three catholic school girls that were about to take their vows the next day and commit their lives to god... after all, everything would be forgiven....


   .... can you blame Phil him?



I would have done the same thing....

At least the school girls part............
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:18:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
And I won't say who....was supposed to show up tonight, and didn't

Lets discuss:

Did he get lost?
Did he decide not to show up?
Did he find pie?


So what sorry-ass story did he give you?

What task did you set as his penance?

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:25:01 PM EDT
[#8]
I have his excuse...it was lame...but has happened to the best of us.......
...I've been stuck on the toilet for hours on end before too.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:26:24 PM EDT
[#9]
ok I lied, he wasn't stuck on the toilet...he said "Dude, the finals for Gay Midget KY Wrestling" was on last night. I had to watch it!!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:27:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Ok, I'm lying again, there was no toilet, and no tv show......
But there were gay midgets and KY
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:28:47 PM EDT
[#11]
OK! I'm skewing the truth again!  It was nothing bad like listed above.  He had a "Magic the Gathering", "Pokemon" crossover match today, and he was up late last night sorting his cards.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:38:25 PM EDT
[#12]
gay midgets scares me....   and clowns

so what did you set as his penance?  You've got this power to demand things of him... he OWES you and you aren't going to USE it?

Duh.

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:53:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
gay midgets scares me....   and clowns

so what did you set as his penance?  You've got this power to demand things of him... he OWES you and you aren't going to USE it?

Duh.


This'd do it:
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:59:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
gay midgets scares me....   and clowns

so what did you set as his penance?  You've got this power to demand things of him... he OWES you and you aren't going to USE it?

Duh.


This'd do it:
www.alaskanbeer.com/artman/uploads/phoenix.jpg


Um, that mcuh stuff would take away from our house fund, so I'm gonna say that it is a bit excessive.

How about a SKILL that he can perform for you or your lady?

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 2:00:57 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
gay midgets scares me....   and clowns

so what did you set as his penance?  You've got this power to demand things of him... he OWES you and you aren't going to USE it?

Duh.


This'd do it:
www.alaskanbeer.com/artman/uploads/phoenix.jpg


Um, that mcuh stuff would take away from our house fund, so I'm gonna say that it is a bit excessive.

How about a SKILL that he can perform for you or your lady?


You seem to have forgotten

I am Han Solo.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 2:16:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
gay midgets scares me....   and clowns

so what did you set as his penance?  You've got this power to demand things of him... he OWES you and you aren't going to USE it?

Duh.


This'd do it:
www.alaskanbeer.com/artman/uploads/phoenix.jpg


Um, that mcuh stuff would take away from our house fund, so I'm gonna say that it is a bit excessive.

How about a SKILL that he can perform for you or your lady?


You seem to have forgotten

I am Han Solo.


I think jacking you off is out of the question... just a guess there...

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 2:37:14 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
gay midgets scares me....   and clowns

so what did you set as his penance?  You've got this power to demand things of him... he OWES you and you aren't going to USE it?

Duh.


This'd do it:
www.alaskanbeer.com/artman/uploads/phoenix.jpg


Um, that mcuh stuff would take away from our house fund, so I'm gonna say that it is a bit excessive.

How about a SKILL that he can perform for you or your lady?


You seem to have forgotten

I am Han Solo.


I think jacking you off is out of the question... just a guess there...


Wow, I'm really starting to like this girl!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 3:31:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
gay midgets scares me....   and clowns

so what did you set as his penance?  You've got this power to demand things of him... he OWES you and you aren't going to USE it?

Duh.


This'd do it:
www.alaskanbeer.com/artman/uploads/phoenix.jpg


Um, that mcuh stuff would take away from our house fund, so I'm gonna say that it is a bit excessive.

How about a SKILL that he can perform for you or your lady?


You seem to have forgotten

I am Han Solo.


I think jacking you off is out of the question... just a guess there...


Wow, I'm really starting to like this girl!


Gibby, stop flirtin with me or I'll accidentally run into your wife, befriend her, then "talk" to her aboutthe wonders of guns, she will become a part of this cult  group and you will never be able to flirt again

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 5:29:46 PM EDT
[#19]


Please do.  I would enjoy having her share in my little hobby.

Sure beats her hobby.


Shopping





ps have you even seen me?  I'm sure Phil could tell you that I have to be the ugliest, fatest, dumbest person he has ever met.
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