If they accidently left their carry piece sitting on the floor of a walmart bathroom?
A customer found it, and brought it management. Management starts to freak out, so they call me. I calm them down and tell them we are not going to call the police, and that we are going to treat it like any other item that is lost/found. It was in a fag bag fanny pack, so I open one of the other zippers and find the guys wallet. I also find his wife's(I assumed) business cards. I call her and tell her what the deal was. She gives me his cell phone number. I gave the guy a call, it sounded something like this:
Me: "Hi, Is [dudes name] there?"
Him: "This is [dude]"
Me: "Hi dude, This is Kooter with Walmart security. You missing anything?"
Him: " OH SHIT"
Me: "No prob dude. I've got it secured, you just need to come back and get it."
Him: "I'll be there in 10 minutes"
He was very appreciative when he got back to the store and I returned his stuff to him.
So assuming I wasn't there, and the cops were called, what would they have done to this guy? I did notice he had a carry permit when I was getting his drivers license out.